How much do I love local news anchor fails? Let me count the ways: one, two, three, four, five, six, a THOUSAND WAYS. Usually, though, the slip ups are pretty tame. I mean, someone said “boner,” and I laughed my ass off. That Canadian lady didn’t realize she was simulating a blow job on air. […]
Since the weather has begun to cool down, and people are busting out their sweaters and jeans, we thought our Hump Day Hottie of the week would be someone wearing the Fall style right – tight jeans, heeled boots, sweaters that show off the pups a bit. But then we spotted these snaps of Irina […]
Alright, not really. This clip is actually just from the first episode of this season of Dancing With the Stars, but I feel as though we should just stop wasting time since Bill Nye, that dude that got you marginally interested in science back through cheesy jokes and terrible puns in the 90s, IS THE […]
There are few bad ideas as bad as eating from a taco shop for lunch. Unfortunately, because I’m a lazy piece of shit for a very legitimate reason I skipped making myself a salad and instead went to the closest cheapest food joint in the ‘hood: a Mexican food spot down the street which I […]
After last week’s exciting 100 Weeks of TestiMOANials celebration, today is just kind of blah. Like the first Monday after a long vacation, or the day after your birthday. It’s like everything pales in comparison. However, we thought we’d continue the theme of LEARNING from the testimonials of people who were successful on OBC. Sometimes […]
I am fervently anti-video game. Whether it’s a dude holed up playing WoW for 36 hours straight or guys reveling in the grotesque violence of Grand Theft Auto, I just don’t approve. Plus, it always seems like people can’t just play video games at a normal volume. They have to turn it up loud enough […]
This weekend, Nina Davuluri of New York was crowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. As the first Miss America of Indian descent and a practicing Hindu, she was hailed on Twitter as a step forward for equality in America. Well, for the most part: Yep, you read right. Some people were REALLY upset […]
It’s Monday morning. You’re cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn’t find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, “rough morning, […]
The Russians have a lot of issues, mainly in the basic human rights area, but we have to give credit where credit is due, and Russia gets a point for creating a holiday specifically so people can skip work and get laid. Unfortunately it’s not for stress release or aging reversal or for a mood […]
Sometimes you meet your friend’s girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call and think, “damn, that is the whole package!” Maybe she’s super funny on top of being hot, or he knows how to cook a five-star dinner and ALSO has amazing skills in the sack. In this case, you might tell that person, “YOU GOTTA […]
