Yeeeeah, there’s probably no escaping this. While the totally crappy music video yesterday was questionable, this one is, um… not so questionable. Cooper has since apologized.
Yeah, the music sounds like something at the depressing lobby bar of a Marriott, but other than that, WE ARE OBC, AND WE APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I’m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone’s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to […]
As we gear up to release some exciting news in the next few days (seriously – keep an eye on the news, it’s big stuff!), we thought we pay tribute to one of our favorite Playmates, one who we partied with just a few short years ago. Sara Jean Underwood, 2007’s Playmate of the Year, […]
Day Above Ground, the “rock” band that released the song and video, felt the need to release this disclaimer when the video hit the YouTubez: Without watching that much of the video, because OMG, UGH, I’m still gonna say, “uh, yeah. Pretty friggin’ racist.” What do you think of the song “Asian Girlz”? Silly, fun, […]
We love, love, LOVE hearing peoples’ stories of booty calls turned relationships. It puts a smile on our faces because we’ve always believed that compatible sex is a MAJOR part of any relationship, and sometimes can turn a “maybe” date into a “yes please, everyday for the rest of my life” kind of date. Our […]
Ohhhh, damn, how did we miss this yesterday?! According to Deadspin, Marcus Jordan, son of King of the Key Michael Jordan, accidentally tweeted a pic of his junk on Sunday, deleted it, apologized, then claimed to be hacked. click on the pic above for the uncensored version over at Deadspin. My homies hitting me up […]
In a perfect world, people could get booty whenever they wanted. Booty on demand, if you will. There’d be no STDs running around making life difficult, and pregnancies could be controlled in a similar way to how Todd Akin thinks human bodies work. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case. We have to be careful. We have […]
It’s no surprise to you that we at OBC believe in waiting for marriage – or heck, not getting married at all. However, we know that the marriage tradition will probably live on for quite some time, at least until people realize they can throw themselves a bad-ass party without having to contractually chain yourself […]
It’s Monday. The sun is too bright. Smiling passerby and their friendly dogs seem to be mocking you. For some reason the beautiful landscape you have set as your computer’s desktop makes you want to throw your monitor through a window. And of course, because it’s Monday, the breakfast burrito you brought (because UGH, it’s […]
