AAAAH SHIELD YOUR EYYYYYYES!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (The caption from the source reads, “Madonna shows off her rather distinctive grills as she visits the Rome branch of her Hard Candy fitness studio empire on Wednesday” but we think that AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is more accurate.)