Ah, retail. I am lucky to have never worked in the soul-sucking hellhole of a mall store, but watching the employees of Crate & Barrel, Hollister, or god FORBID Cinnabon, you get the sense that they have seen some shit. Whether it’s someone taking a dump in a fitting room or learning too late that […]
Whoa – apparently today is “getting stuck in inanimate objects” day, because not only did we meet the average Russian woman whose kinky exploits landed her in an awkward position, but we found out that Queen of Pop Beyonce isn’t immune to getting trapped either! Apparently last night during her show in Montreal, Bey was […]
Oh yeah, we forgot to mention, yesterday Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby, although we’re sure you heard from at least 1400 other sites. Judging by the amount of fanfare it was given, you might assume that the child is the next Messiah, or is the first of the next step in our evolutionary […]
We at OBC have always supported free-spirited sexual adventure. Whether it’s new positions, a sex-only booty call, or a little help from a friend, there are few things more exciting than gettin’ a little kinky with someone you trust. That last part is pretty key – if you’re going to get down and dirty, make […]
A divorce can be one of the most difficult thing for a person to go through, not only emotionally, but mentally and financially. The stress that comes along with parting ways with someone you believed to be your “soulmate” can seriously break a person down, especially if there are children involved. Still, that doesn’t excuse […]
On Friday afternoon, an angry Kanye West, irritated with the constant attention of the paparazzi outside LAX, went a teeny bit postal on one of the soul-sucking monsters photographers. See exhibit A: Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Kanye West Goes Postal on Another Photog – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Eh… don’t […]
SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF LOS ANGELES: Farrah Abraham, porn star, “singer,” ex-star of Teen Mom, one time DUI offender, and gigantic lying piece of garbage, may have done the worst thing on her list of terrible things. Via TMZ: “Farrah Abraham has NO IDEA who Trayvon Martin is — but she thinks Trayvon is a […]
Comic Con is in full swing in San Diego, which means the streets are crawling with nerds fans wearing costumes worth more than my rent. 125,000 people are expected to attend the massive convention where stars and fans alike go to check out screenings of new movies, watch panels, and buy exclusive (re: expensive as […]
Step 1: Write a perfect song. Step 2: Hire a 14-year-old with access to the AV room of his high school (protip: make SURE it has a green screen for the all-important beach shots) Step 3: Find a couple cute Asian girls to star as back-up dancers slash… um, cats? Step 4: Find the perfect […]
