We were pretty bummed when we found out that the oft-repeated “sex can help you lose weight!” wasn’t actually as true as previously thought, but this some new research by British clinical psychologist Dr. David Weeks suggests that regular boot-knockin’ might make you look younger! Via Huffington Post, Dr. Weeks says that because of its […]
Redneck Heaven is a restaurant in Texas famous for their “Anything But Clothes” nights, where the gorgeous servers wear, well, you probably guessed – anything but clothes. Most of them used to opt for a Sports Illustrated-inspired body paint outfit, meaning the girls were serving food wearing nothin’ but pasties and panties. As you can […]
We usually share the Hump Day Hottie post in the middle of the day. It’s like a little lunch-time boost to help all of us whose coffee has started to wear off, who are starting to feel sleepy and are considering just crawling under our desks and sleeping the rest of the day away. Seeing […]
After yesterday afternoon’s look into what your life could devolve into if you don’t get laid for a long, long time, we’re sure you don’t need anymore reasons to join OBC. You’ve probably uploaded a profile pic and have started messaging Gold members and adding people to your booty call list. But maybe you haven’t! […]
Remember Ola Ray? No? Let me give you a little hint… how about now? Yep, she’s the chick from Michael Jackson’s ultra-famous Thriller video in 1983. Four years after Michael’s death, Miss Ray decided to pay tribute to the man who made her famous gave her one of her only jobs ever, and it is […]
After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the atrocities these people had to commit. For example, Join OBC, Don’t F*ck A Horse. Or Join […]
MOVE ASIDE, South Korean Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-Ji. Your illusion to flawless bullet down the middle was cool, sure. But to really impress the crowds at an MLB stadium, you’ll need something more. Skill. Strength. Precision. Or, you know. Whatever this is. Your browser does not support iframes. Seriously, Carly. The Padres would love you.
On Friday, a Bay area news station KTVU reportedly shared this list of the pilot’s names on Asiana flight 214. Except wait, those names are OBVIOUSLY, OH MY GOD, SO OBVIOUSLY fake Asian-sounding names that also conveniently riff on the fact that potential pilot error caused the crash of a commercial airliner into the ground, […]
Ed. Note: Ugh – this weekend was rough, huh? With the acquittal of George Zimmerman and the death of troubled Glee star Corey Monteith, there’s a lot to be thankful for in our own lives. Hug someone today and tell them you care, because you never know when they might be gone. And now back […]
Last week, we talked about how if people would just get on OBC (or hell, one of the hundred of dating sites on the goddang interwebscape) they wouldn’t have to resort of unsavory ways of getting laid – like HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME HORSE TWICE. In retrospect, that dude may have had a thing […]
