WELCOME BACK! How was your weekend? All you people that had four day weekends, screw you how are you feeling? Did you feel yesterday like maybe you’d just never go back to work and would go on a backpacking trip across Europe because life is short and you’ve been wasting so much of it working […]
Ed. Note: this post was intended for Wednesday, but was pushed aside when a big ol’ bunch of site stuff had to be done. Consider this “Fine-Ass Friday” and shut up about it. You know, back in my day, before the Facebooks and the Tweeters and the cell phones with the big ol’ screen kajiggers […]
HEY! WAKE UP. Get out from underneath that barf-covered American flag t-shirt and have a cup of coffee. It’s the FRIDAY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY! Today is not technically a holiday, so we OBC staff are here, bleary-eyed, hungover, and bloated from cramming bun-length wieners in our bodies, BUT TOTALLY READY TO GIVE YOU THE […]
Tomorrow is America’s birthday. It’s a wonderful holiday where we can all enjoy the sunshine, spend time with friends and family, and eat all the greasy USA grub that fits in our bellies. Maybe partake in a few extra beers or (if you’re in Colorado or Washington) partake of the earth’s pleasures and get down […]
Picking your favorite testiMOANial from OBC is like, I dunno, picking your favorite child. Okay okay okay, maybe not THAT drastic, but it’s definitely like picking a favorite beer or type of dessert – they’re all great in their own ways, HOW COULD YOU PICK JUST ONE? However, this week’s testiMOANial is a tough on […]
Sex addiction: is it a real thing? According to Tiger Woods, yes. And recently according to the DSM-IV (aka the bible of mental disorders) YES! Still, though, there are people who don’t really believe that addiction to sex is a mental disorder. Take for example, Gwyneth Paltrow in the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a […]
Editor’s note: Apparently today is STRANGE BIKE NEWS DAY???? Last week, we mentioned how great summer is for hooking up – the weather is warm, the beaches are beautiful, and gettin’ yo’ public nooky on is more possible than ever. Maybe though, we should have specified that when we said “public” we meant “in a […]
Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there’s a guy loose in Sweden who’s going around jacking off on bikes, […]
HOLY SHIT IT WAS HOT THIS WEEKEND! It’s like the weather gods heard us all whispering “June gloom” and decided to slap us in the face with our own words, huh? Here in San Diego temps rose to 100 degrees or more in some areas, but compared to some other cities in the southwestern US […]
Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously – I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It’s like the world forgot that we have millions upon millions of internet users to placate. STEP UP YOUR GAME, WORLD. Oh well, here are all […]
