WOO! We’re back from a three-day weekend. Did you have a god time? Do anything fun and healthy? Meet a new booty call, perhaps? End up not getting off the couch and binge-watching the new season of Arrested Development, only to be left phenomenally disappointed? Well, we’re back to Monday Tuesday (so that’s at least […]
No, those don’t have to be organic vegan soy sausages. We have almost reached the end of May, can you believe it? It feels like just yesterday we were introducing the month’s slim down plan, and now we’ve learned how to lose weight without losing your social life, some great workouts for burning that winter […]
Economics is a subject that I am almost completely ignorant of. I took a few classes in high school and college, but something about my left-brained self made me never really understand a second of it. I do know that currently in the world the state of the economy would be described as “bad” and […]
It’s Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we’re excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it’s not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer. What are you doing this weekend? We’ll be sharing a […]
“I’ve made a huge mistake.” Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are tabloid magazines’ most important couple, and together they are growing a little tabloid spawn in Kim’s ever-growing belly. Despite my dislike of the Kardashian Klan (as noted here, here, and here), I do feel bad for the tiny child that has no clue he’s […]
And you’re just sitting there at your computer, slaving away for a paycheck. Maybe if you had some TALENT like this incredible guy.
In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, comedian April Macie told a story that made me laugh. And then cringe. And then laugh again, but like, in a cringey way. Let’s let April tell this story herself: “I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub […]
The Hangover Part III premieres this week. “Finally,” said pretty much no one, except maybe some frat guys in North Carolina. However, premieres are always the best because the lady stars of the film come out looking their hottest. Unlike some other red carpet events, i.e. award shows, there aren’t a kabillion women attempting out-sexy […]
When I woke up this morning, I was ready for the day. I was a little sleepy, but I thought you know, we barely have any time on this Earth. You never know when life could be yanked away from you. You can’t predict when a tornado is going to rip through your neighborhood and […]
I just… and I, um. It’s like… This video… is, like… okay I wouldn’t say it’s… I just- you know? Like, it’s 2013, and… I just… would think maybe, um… I don’t know. I just… I give up. Watch at your own risk. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Tanning Mom Music Video — […]
