Editor’s note: Apparently today is STRANGE BIKE NEWS DAY???? Last week, we mentioned how great summer is for hooking up – the weather is warm, the beaches are beautiful, and gettin’ yo’ public nooky on is more possible than ever. Maybe though, we should have specified that when we said “public” we meant “in a […]
Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there’s a guy loose in Sweden who’s going around jacking off on bikes, […]
HOLY SHIT IT WAS HOT THIS WEEKEND! It’s like the weather gods heard us all whispering “June gloom” and decided to slap us in the face with our own words, huh? Here in San Diego temps rose to 100 degrees or more in some areas, but compared to some other cities in the southwestern US […]
Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously – I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It’s like the world forgot that we have millions upon millions of internet users to placate. STEP UP YOUR GAME, WORLD. Oh well, here are all […]
HELLO, EVERYONE, and welcome to our very first edition of “GOOD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE.” This week – HOW TO END AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. This morning, we met our contestant for “GOOD CHOICE” – Stewart Rahr and his method: getting a divorce, then having an orgy with three women in the back of a limo and […]
Divorce can be a very difficult time for people. The stress and disappointment and sense of despair can cause people to fall into a depressed state, wherein they sleep all day and don’t eat and feel like they can’t face the world. It’s a tough place in one’s life, that’s no question. Unless you’re billionaire […]
Welp, schools out for summer, so thousands of American college co-eds are hopping on planes and heading home for three months of education-less bliss. What’s that mean? parties and hook ups booty calls oh my! But what kind of college students (specifically ladies) are more likely to be “DTF”? Surprisingly, it’s the type of chick […]
Wake up. HEY YOU. WAKE UP NOW. Important business. If you’re one of the very few who haven’t been watching HBO’s hit fantasy show Game of Thrones (based on the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin), either because you don’t have access to premium channels or because you are […]
Former Patriots tight-end Aaron Hernandez is in some reeeeeeal trubbs today after allegations arose that he murdered 27-year-old Odin Lloyd, a semi-professional footballer whose girlfriend was sister to Hernandez’ own girlfriend (got all that?). According to the NBC News, Hernandez has been formally charged today with the murder of his former friend, which occurred last […]
“Uh, WHO?” you might be asking. That’s definitely what I did, until I realized that this statuesque brunette is one of the stars of the super-scandalous Pharrell and Robin Thicke music video for “Blurred Lines”, and then I was like, “OH YES OF COURSE, PLEASE, COME IN AND HAVE SOME WINE!” Oh, look, here is […]
