why the long face? After last month’s Sexy Summer Slim Down series, we realized that even more important than getting your body in prime dating shape, is getting your mind in prime dating shape. Just as a 6-months-preggers-except-nope-I’m-not tummy can ruin your chances with a sexy single, so can having an unfit, not-so-healthy dating attitude. […]
Oh Pamela Anderson. You were so many young boys’ first crush, and by crush I mean the first person they masturbated to. As the years went on, many men lost their desire for you once you appeared in a sex tape with Tommy Lee, admitted you had Hepatitis, and got that awful barbed-wire tattoo. Recently, […]
I think having daughters must be a guy’s worst nightmare. I’m sure it’s difficult for a mother too, but men know how men think, and sending your little girl out into the world knowing the degree of disgusting things thought about them must be horrifying. And now imagine having THREE daughters. Uh, no thanks. If […]
It’s Hump Day, which means in like, 8 hours we’ll be on the almost-over side of the work week instead of the just-started-holy-crap-how-long-is-this-gonna-take work week! Grab your coffee and your scone and sit down for a video that makes you smile to start the day! Good job, kid. Best instincts I’ve ever seen.
It was just a couple weeks ago that we discussed the potential for Google Glass to be used for porn. Hands-free filming and 100% POV sight seemed like the product was straight-up MADE for porn, but apparently Google has decided to become your mom, telling developers that “we don’t allow Glassware content that contains nudity, […]
So, if you were on the internet yesterday, instead of being curled up in the fetal position in bed for 24 hours like someone I know, you probably learned that actor Michael Douglas, who is currently two-years cancer free, says that his form of cancer was caused by HPV, which is generally contracted via oral […]
Now that May is over, it’s time for us to start a new series of advice columns for all you singles out there. Last month we got in summer shape by talking about eating right and exercising – both things that will totally improve your game. This month we’re gonna talk about improving your INTERNAL […]
How is everyone this fine first Tuesday of June? Did you survive yesterday? I know it must have been rough without me to share all the important interweb-news with you, but hopefully you’re still standing (or sitting, or laying on the couch with a bowl of cereal on your tummy like an otter). Let’s start […]
The only question I have about this video (because at this point there’s no reason to ask WHY? because the answer is Red Bull) is whether or not this “Russian Extreme Sports Star” had to actually climb Mount Everest before he threw himself off of it. And if not, if he was somehow helicoptered up […]
Remember when Miley Cyrus was caught by a secret camera smoking salvia? And people were shocked and appalled that Disney’s little sweetheart could do something so, so terrible and evil, despite the fact that a few hundred miles away Lindsey Lohan was probably snorting her weight in cocaine and Amanda Bynes was smoking pot in […]
