There are many celebrities in the world whose sex tapes we would absolutely KILL to see. Like Olivia Wilde and her fiance, Jason Sudeikis. Sure, he’s not the rock-hard Mr. USA, but she’s gorgeous, and claims they have sex “like marathon runners.” I’d pay to see that. I’d also probably shell out a few pennies […]
You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don’t like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who’ve shared their weird obsessions on TLC’s My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube channel like, 4 […]
Just when I thought that maybe we’re all dummies – the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep […]
Turns out, it’s not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he’d had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the […]
Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know […]
Remember the Super Bowl? It seems like 25 years ago, right? Fun fact: it was last month. DAMN YOU, TIME! If you can think back that far, you might remember that the event began the new reign of Queen Beyonce. In the weeks following her BOMBSHELL performance at the halftime show, people would not shut […]
SXSW is in full swing in Austin, TX, and while we’re not there, we’re keeping updated on the news and stories coming to us from what is actually south by southEAST from us. It’s been fairly unexciting for the first few days of the geekfest, but there was one story that caught our attention: a […]
You know, America really is a big ol’ hypocrite. One minute it’s saying, “hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!” and “the government doesn’t owe you anything!” and “yes ma’am, that uninsured ER visit WILL cost $40,000, how many times are you going to ask?” […]
Well now, here’s an interesting topic we’ve not talked about before – booty calling – with kids. Wait, that came out wrong. Let’s try this again: “booty calling – when YOU HAVE kids!” Whew. You can go away now, Chris Hansen. In 2013, it’s not unusual to be separated, divorced, or even never-actually-together with the […]
Usually, you might think that a headline of that sort wouldn’t lead into a very happy video. I mean, it’s TUESDAY, for crying out loud. We don’t have a very positive past with Tuesday, so why are we in such a good mood today? Because Daylight Savings Time is in FULL SWING, EVERYONE! Yesterday wasn’t […]
