Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to “Murder Her Vagina”
Go ahead and picture THIS FACE grunting that to herself as she Tweets, and THEN GO HAVE YOURSELF A LOVELY WEEKEND.
Professor Says You’re Not Going To Get Your Bracket Right So Screw It
March Madness is upon us and offices around the country are betting on which college basketball teams are gonna make it the distance. People are throwing down cash, making guesses on teams they didn’t even know existed, and just hoping and praying that they MAYBE MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE and win the […]
KABOOYOW IT’S FRIDAY!
Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You’ve been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we won’t have to call the police. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY THOUGH, GIRLFRIEND!
Southern and Midwest States Need Some Booty – An OBC Report
red = most sad, green = happiest Last week, we came across an interesting infographic on BuzzFeed that talked about America’s “Sadness Belt,” the region of the country where a survey showed people were more emotionally unhealthy, or more specifically, were less likely “learning or doing something interesting” or “being treated with respect” and more […]
WTF is Going On With Miley Cyrus?
As opponents to the idea that marriage is necessary for a couple to live a long, fulfilled life together, Team OBC is still kinda shocked that Disney rebel Miley Cyrus and her beau, Liam Hemsworth, decided to get engaged, despite the fact that Miley was only 19 at the time of the engagement. Since the […]
Surgery Claims to Make Sex Better For Women
I’ve never been opposed to plastic surgery for women. I mean, who CARES what a woman does to her body if it doesn’t affect anyone else? I could see people being upset if a woman replaced her breasts with semi-automatic weaponry, or inserted Nazi symbols into her butt cheeks, but otherwise who can really comment? […]
Hump Day Hottie: Emilia Clarke
This week’s Hump Day Hottie is in honor of the return of HBO’s hit show, Game of Thrones. If you haven’t seen the fantasy drama, well, let’s just say that you are missing out on the best television show that has hit the airwaves EVER. EVER, I tell you. People seem to believe that the […]
The Most Important Part of the Magic Vs Pacers Game
A video has gone viral this morning which shows some seriously controversial stuff happening during last night’s Magic Pacers game. It’s being widely debated on several different websites, causing divisions between friends and colleagues regarding who in the video is in the wrong. A major foul has been committed, clearly, but everyone is having a […]
What Did You THINK Was Going to Happen?
Some other possible titles for this post: “Teenagers.” “Hey Girl, You Should Have Higher Self-Esteem.” “Ball Launching Trick Goes Exactly As You Think It Will Go” “Laura, Tell Your Mom You Just Tripped Or Something” Please share your own title ideas in the comments!
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Every week, when we check for testimonials, I assume there won’t be any. “No WAY there could possibly be MORE!” is the general idea, because HOLY CRAP these things never stop! But, like clockwork, there are always at least 2 or 3 new couples finding love on OBC every single week. We’re been doing this […]