On a more somber note, after the delight that was our Harlem Shake morning, we bring you a story about Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a Russian politician who wants to better the life expectancy of his people by banning smoking in public places, alcohol for all politicians, and limiting sex for everyone. Let’s let this nutzo explain […]
Hopefully, (we’re assuming) there’s no one in your arsenal of booty calls that expects a Valentine’s Day gift. Hopefully they all know that Valentine’s Day is a huge scam perpetuated by corporations in order to guilt you into buying gifts you can’t afford for people you see all the time. It’s like at some point […]
Well, it’s here. Valentine’s Day. Ick. It’s like the world smells like roses, which is the 3rd worse scent, behind old fish in a trash can on a hot day, and Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds. On a day like today, I feel it’s safe to call in sick and avoid work – because someone in […]
The Grammy’s were last Sunday, and I realized we didn’t talk about them. I then realized that it’s because no one really cares about the Grammy’s, or award shows in general, and the Grammy’s are pretty bottom of the barrel. But in case you were duper bummed and feel like you missed out, here are […]
Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think “ugh,” and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea to put hardwood in a place where you have your feet ALL THE […]
It’s the Tuesday before Valentine’s Day, and we at OBC got in the sappy spirit by going through some of our favorite testiMOANials from the past year – the ones that make us feel all warm and gooey inside. Like a Samoa Girl Scout cookie (can you tell we have the mid-day munchies?). Whether our […]
I’ve admitted several times that I don’t really understand the rules behind basketball. I know you have to get the ball in the basket, and I know you can’t “double dribble,” but honestly other than that it just looks like a bunch of people avoiding each other in a mall during Black Friday trying to […]
Valentine’s Day is but 3 days away, which means hordes of impressionable men and women are hastily making reservations at restaurants and shelling out ungodly sums of money for chocolate, wine, and jewelry, all because some saint married soldiers during the Roman Empire or something. We at OBC would rather spend our Valentine’s Day eating […]
Justin Bieber hosted SNL this Saturday, and surprisingly was not a horrible annoying androgynous mess (well, he was androgynous but we can’t have it all). He excelled in the weirdly awesome BLICE sketch, but we especially liked this body double skit, where SNL quietly made fun of how ridiculous The Biebs really is. It was […]
Have you heard the news about the two Phelps daughters who left the Westboro Baptist Church? Megan and Grace Phelps, offspring of matriarch Shirley and granddaughters of founder Fred, have come forward about their decision to finally separate themselves from the hate-spewing nutjobs behind GodHatesFags.com (I won’t link to it… no need to give them […]
