We all know that sex without a condom feels better. We’re not dumb. When we talk about safe sex, we know that adding a layer of latex to sexual intercourse is like adding one too many cucumbers to an already perfect sandwich (can you tell it’s lunch time?). It’s not going to RUIN the sandwich, […]
How was everyone’s long weekend? Great? Not so great? Full of fun adventures or just lots of errand running? Did you meet a new potential booty call? Did you try foie gras for the first time? Did you FORGET it was a long weekend until you checked your calendar Sunday night, and then got SO […]
We’re pretty stoked that Valentine’s Day is over. For one – I swiped about 20 pounds of chocolate at 75% off this morning, just because the wrappers were pink and red. For two – I can go out to dinner tonight without being crammed between a couple that won’t stop making out and a couple […]
You are doing God’s work, son. I could do without the flashing hat, but… whatever. Keep on keepin’ on.
Mmmm. What a glorious way to wake up on a Friday morning. It’s 70 degrees in San Diego, did you know that? How do you feel about that, Saskatoon, Canada? Well, if it makes you feel better, you gave us the wonderful, timeless gift of a local news anchor sexual innuendo gaffe. Any old reader […]
I normally try to keep the news on OBC light-hearted and fun, and have often ignored big(ish) news stories on the basis that they were a huge bummer and I didn’t feel like casting a shadow over the whole day. However, a news story has erupted this morning that would just be wrong not to […]
On a more somber note, after the delight that was our Harlem Shake morning, we bring you a story about Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a Russian politician who wants to better the life expectancy of his people by banning smoking in public places, alcohol for all politicians, and limiting sex for everyone. Let’s let this nutzo explain […]
Hopefully, (we’re assuming) there’s no one in your arsenal of booty calls that expects a Valentine’s Day gift. Hopefully they all know that Valentine’s Day is a huge scam perpetuated by corporations in order to guilt you into buying gifts you can’t afford for people you see all the time. It’s like at some point […]
Well, it’s here. Valentine’s Day. Ick. It’s like the world smells like roses, which is the 3rd worse scent, behind old fish in a trash can on a hot day, and Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds. On a day like today, I feel it’s safe to call in sick and avoid work – because someone in […]
The Grammy’s were last Sunday, and I realized we didn’t talk about them. I then realized that it’s because no one really cares about the Grammy’s, or award shows in general, and the Grammy’s are pretty bottom of the barrel. But in case you were duper bummed and feel like you missed out, here are […]
