I Have The Wine By Johnny Cash
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Weekend News Roundup
Here are all the winners of the Golden Globes because I’m sure you care so much. [Celebuzz] There was another theater shooting in San Diego. Lovely. [ABC News] Is the Coachella lineup coming out today? [Press-Enterprise] Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are engaged. That’s the sound of a thousand hearts breaking around the world. [ […]
The Only Good Parts of the Golden GLobes
Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I didn’t, that’s for sure. Because award shows are stupid and worthless and honestly embarrassing because, don’t stone me for this, I would imagine actors’ awards for being good actors are their OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS. I don’t think you ALSO need a gold trophy to put in […]
Hump Day Hottie: Katherine Webb
Winter break is coming to a close and students are loading up their satchels… and, um… knapsacks? (boy oh boy it’s been a while since college) and heading back to school. Most people, though, unlike Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron, aren’t leaving a woman that looks like this: This is Katherine Webb, a lady whose name […]
Courtney Cox’s Tampax Commercial From 1985
Happy Friday! It’s been a long week over here at the OBC offices, we’ve been swamped with beginning of the year, boring, legal-financial mumbo jumbo business, which has left us unable to keep up with our normal blogging SHEH-JULE. But don’t worry – next week, we’ll be back to normal blogging format, with enough boobies […]
Mariah vs. Nicki – Is the Feud Real?
As we learned way back in 2012, new American Idol judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj are NOT THE BESTEST OF FRIENDSIES. In fact, they appear to truly despise each other. There was some speculation after the “leaked” video hit the web that it may have just been some publicity fodder for the new season, […]
Big Dipper Is The Most NSFW Rapper of the Year
There has been some talk recently about the presence of homophobic lyrics in hip hop music, and whether or not the use of gay slurs is as hurtful or offensive as the use of racist ones. One artist, though, has flipped the tables and written one of the most flaming rap songs ever, called “Meat […]
Reason #2945 Not to Eat at KFC
As a kid, I admit I had what some might call an “sick obsession with” but I call an “affinity for” Kentucky Fried Chicken. Back in the day the place delivered in my area, so many nights when my parents went out and left me with cash for dinner I’d immediately hit up the KFChizzle […]
Let’s Go On a F*cking Cruise
I’ve never been on a cruise, but I’ve always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who’s been on one never wants to go again. I’ve heard things like “cabin fever” and “boring” and “expensive” and “feels like you’re trapped at sea, because you are.” But whenever I see pictures or videos of […]
The Ladies of Manure
Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it’s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car’s fumes. Unless it’s cold and I need to go to the corner market. […]