Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it’s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car’s fumes. Unless it’s cold and I need to go to the corner market. […]
Sometimes a story is so good, so flawless, so genuinely perfect, that you just have to hear it from the source. There is no possible commentary you could add that would make it better. Today, we have one of those stories, from Al Roker, host of Today. Via TMZ: Roker — who got his stomach […]
If you are a BCU follower, a member of OnlineBootyCall, or over the age of 21, you are probably fairly familiar with the Vagina. But in case you aren’t, and have blindly believed any of the following myths, let us reassure you: they aren’t true. Via Gawker
Maybe you’re a religious person and maybe you’re not, but sometimes things happen that just make you think, “if there is someone up there – thanks, buddy.” For example, when you accidentally leave the oven on when you go to bed and awake to find your house has not burned down. Or when you happen […]
Dettol hand sanitizer, for reminding us why it’s important to always wash your hands (or use hand sanitizer, I guess, if you’re into that). Because you never know if that dude you met at lunch just finished ramming a dildo into someone’s… well, you know. Happy Monday, everyone! Go wash your hands! And brush your […]
Throughout the billions of tweets and hundreds of name speculating websites and videos of Kanye insisting his crowd give a hand to his “baby mama,” there has been only one Kim Kardashian/Kanye spawn news story that has been of ANY interest to me, and it’s this picture of Kim hitting the gym in some see-through […]
POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! As you know, most good days start with a variation of the question, “should I get a [insert nonsense thing here] tattoo?” Great examples of people who answered yes to this question are Chris Brown, this guy, Chris Brown again, this guy, this […]
According to Match.com (who, admittedly) has a different clientele than Club OBC, January 2nd tends to see the biggest spike in dating site memberships, with a 55% increase in usage on January 2nd, 2012 (OkCupid and HowAboutWe reported spikes as well). They wondered what might cause such an influx, so they handed their members a […]
If there’s one nice thing about the holidays being over, it’s that we can all start settling back into our normal lives at normal distances away from our families (unless you’re still in high school, in which case GO BUILD A SNOWMAN OR SOMETHING). Instead of being unnaturally smushed up against them at all hours […]
Note to self: if you ever interview Django Unchained star Samuel L. Jackson, don’t mince words. He doesn’t want anything to do with your bullshit political correctness. DON’T BE A LITTLE BITCH AROUND SAMUEL L JACKSON. Skip ahead to 13:15 for the juicy stuff.
