Grab your barf bags and gather ’round, young ones, it’s time for a story to ruin your lunch! In our most recent chapter of RIP IT OFF: A Comprehensive List Detailing Why Florida Should Be Yanked Off Like America’s Hangnail, we have a mother daughter duo, Monica and Jessica. Monica and Jessica like doing your […]
To apologize for the past two days of incessant holiday sappiness, here is a much-more-our-style video of the beautifully busty Kelly Brook doing a sexy Christmas strip tease for LOVE magazine. The curvaceous Brit, who was recently our Hump Day Hottie of the week, is the perfect start to a Friday morning, like a very […]
Recently, our stance on monogamous relationships and marriage has shifted very slightly. While we’re still not pro-traditional-marriage (meet, immediately become monogamous, never explore other options, get married after 2 years, get divorced after another 2), we’ve seen so many of our own members find fulfilling relationships on our site that we’ve realized hey – maybe […]
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
I, BCU Girl, do solemnly swear not to bombard you with too many holiday-themed songs this month. I know I already got off to a bad start on this promise. I know you’ll be forced to listen to them if for some reason you decide to go to a mall because you hate yourself. I […]
MOVIN’ ON UP IN THE WORLD, AMERICA! Although we’ve often talked about how America is behind the times in terms of being open about sexuality and sexual desire, there are those who are doing their best to turn that unfortunate truth upside down. Nationwide groups like Planned Parenthood, who provide low-cost and free family planning […]
Last night was the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, which we detailed after its filming in a Hump Day Hottie post a couple weeks ago, so of course the past few weeks have been chock full of Angels giving interviews, looking unfairly sexy all over NYC, and getting accused of breaking up a pop star’s […]
I stopped using Facebook last year (#toocool #whatsup #teamPrivacy), but since then have become a devoted fan of Instagram, the social networking app that uses your smartphone to apply filters to your photos to make them look vintage-y cool. Generation Y seems to be very split on the merits of Instagram: some love it with […]
What do you get the man who has everything? Like, seriously, everything. Not “everything” like you say your dad has “everything” because he has a decent tool set and a nice robe. I mean, the man who HAS EVERYTHING, including the most beautiful wife in the world, a brand new gorgeous baby, a wildly successful […]
The 10th anniversary of OnlineBootyCall is fast approaching, and it’s made us wonder how many folks have unexpectedly made love connections on OBC! We’ve only been sharing the fantastic (and sometimes strange) testiMOANials for a little over a year, but at an average of about 3 per week (and sometimes way more!), and assuming that […]
