Hey, so, last Friday, huh? Just a whole day of misery. It went from TGIF! to holy mother of God what is happening to the world. And as we start a new week, just a week away from Christmas and only days away from the supposed end of the world, it’s important to be thankful […]
Something about Sarah Silverman’s voice just sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. And her show was a gigantic crap-fest that capitalized on an obscene amount of poop jokes (and trust me, I LOVE a good poop joke). Buuuuuut I gotta give the girl credit. She can ROCK a pair of knee-high socks, she […]
In #NoShitSherlock news, a recent study has shown that women who have just waxed or shaved their LADY PARTS are more likely to engage in casual sex. SHOCKING, RIGHT? I KNOW. I’LL GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO REGISTER EVERYTHING AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND RETURN TO HOMEOSTASIS. Are you okay? Ready to move on? […]
It’s F-f-f-f-fridayyy! The weekend is nearly upon us, comrades, so let’s get the day started with some emotional caffeine in the form of a video of monkeys doing cannonballs into a pool. Sure, we’re about 6 months away from pool weather and our weekends will more likely be spent shivering outside a club and wondering […]
Last week, we apologized for the onslaught of holiday songs by offering up a very grainy (but still sexy) video of Kelly Brook getting her striptease on. But just in case that wasn’t enough – in case you are still harboring some angry feelings because we allowed a video of Mariah Carey singing on this […]
As we all know, people believe the world is ending on December 21st, 2012, and BOY IS THAT DATE CREEPING UP ON US. Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that the Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar has been misinterpreted for years, that hasn’t stopped people from preparing to collide into another planet or fall into a black hole […]
I’m generally very offended by the well-worn idea that women aren’t funny. I think, no, I HOPE, that that stereotypical thought is losing steam, especially with hilarious women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jane Lynch and Sarah Silverman making their mark on comedy television. However, sometimes EVEN I just want to say, okay, pretty lady, […]
Is Top Chef still on? I haven’t seen it since the terrible “All-Stars” season, but I used to be an avid fan. Like Stan’s dad, I used to obsessively watch Top Chef like it was porn and pretend that I understood what was going on with the 5-star plates while shoveling Kraft Mac N Cheese […]
It’s Wednesday morning, which calls fo- NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! OH NO! We have an extreme code red narcissism alert! Let’s check it out. While on the Howard Stern show this morning, Nick Cannon admitted that sometimes he and Mariah have sex while listening to her music. […]
December is weird. I mean, it’s the holidays, and all the Lexus car commercials show people living in perfect beautiful angel-making snow, bundled up in sweaters and drinking cocoa, but most of the country is living in a strange cold but dry wasteland of misery where all your coats are either too hot or not […]
