I admit, when I first read this headline about Bill Bellamy, I thought at first, “wait, why would I thank the head coach of the New England Patriots for booty calls? And then I thought, no wait, that’s not right. Why would I thank the lead singer of Muse for booty calls? Then I actually […]
(Ed. note: sorry for the abrupt end to posts yesterday morning, a certain blogger you know had to hit the ER yesterday. In case you were wondering, the answer is no, you shouldn’t try and break up a dog fight. Ever. Please bear with me, my painkiller prescription, and my injured cartoon fingers today… blogging […]
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some people won shit-ton of money in the Powerball lottery. I don’t care. I DO think it’s funny that some […]
So I know it’s Monday morning and everything, but is anyone up for a Vegas trip? Wait, hold on. More important question: Do you think you can bet on the length of celebrity marriages in Vegas? If so, pack up my friends, we’re hitting the strip! According to TMZ, world-famous young-blonde-collector Hugh Hefner is attempting […]
It’s lunchtime at the OBC offices, so unwrap that PB&J, dump out those Fritos, and pop that Capri Sun baggie. It’s time for a round of “OKAY, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.” The adorable picture above is a baby that was born recently, apparently to 14 year olds, because […]
Woo woo! Harvard joins the Dark Side (as in sexy and sultry dark, not EVIL SATAN dark) by officially recognizing its first ever BDSM club. According to Gawker (and Harvard’s publication, The Crimson), a group of 30+ students have been meeting secretly on campus for over a year, discussing bondage, domination/submission, and more, and their […]
Yeah yeah YEAH, we made it! WE MADE IT! Despite it being 100% scientifically confirmed that the week after Thanksgiving is the slowest week of the year, because it follows a three day week followed by a four day weekend of binge eating and 12 hour “naps”, WE SURVIVED! So here we are, not QUITE […]
Is your brain as confused as mine is? I mean… okay. There’s Will.i.am being Will.i.am (saying the same stupid lyrics over and over), and there’s Britney Spears doing that Voguey posing thing that vaguely passes for dancing these days, but… that’s not her voice, right? I mean… that’s a British woman, right? Am I crazy? […]
Turns out that “super hot nanny”? Yeah, the one whose “butt he was touching”? Yeah, that’s just HIS SISTER. Awkwaaaaaard.
In a recent study for The Journal of Sex Research, researchers sought to find out if the “damaged goods” hypothesis, or the idea that female porn stars are more likely to from self-esteem issues and other damaging past experiences, is true. By surveying 177 porn stars and as many regular women (matched on age, ethnicity, […]
