Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFINITELY the hockey ones, yeesh) have lost some of their glamorous appeal. It’s not that we aren’t all aware that they are sexy and beautiful and great at dancing and some of them are good at tumbling, it’s […]
They say “sex sells,” and I’m pretty sure “they” are right. It’s the only reason Carl’s Jr would continue to put supermodels, porn stars, and uh, well, amateur porn stars in their commercials despite it being completely obvious that none of them would actually consume Carl’s Jr food ever, even if it was the only […]
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It […]
Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for the admissions website for Bethune-Cookman University, historically black college in Daytona Beach, Florida! Hang around for a bit, I’m sure you’ll find SOMETHING that will look good on an application! This past weekend, Jamie Foxx (star of the movie Booty […]
Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers, we bring you R U Faster Than a Redneck? the SPEED channel’s newest ode to hicks. According to Jalopnik, this […]
Grab your barf bags and gather ’round, young ones, it’s time for a story to ruin your lunch! In our most recent chapter of RIP IT OFF: A Comprehensive List Detailing Why Florida Should Be Yanked Off Like America’s Hangnail, we have a mother daughter duo, Monica and Jessica. Monica and Jessica like doing your […]
To apologize for the past two days of incessant holiday sappiness, here is a much-more-our-style video of the beautifully busty Kelly Brook doing a sexy Christmas strip tease for LOVE magazine. The curvaceous Brit, who was recently our Hump Day Hottie of the week, is the perfect start to a Friday morning, like a very […]
Recently, our stance on monogamous relationships and marriage has shifted very slightly. While we’re still not pro-traditional-marriage (meet, immediately become monogamous, never explore other options, get married after 2 years, get divorced after another 2), we’ve seen so many of our own members find fulfilling relationships on our site that we’ve realized hey – maybe […]
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
