Before we send you off into the wild blue yonder of Tuesday evening, here’s a juicy little video of one of my favorite things in the world: SEXUAL NEWS GAFFES. As you may recall from my enjoyment of this, this, this, and this, you’ll understand why a weather man making a boner motion without realizing […]
Today is apparently “Things No One Ever Asked For Day,” because on top of hearing about the world’s oldest and most expensive cocktail, I just learned that Glenn Beck, noted asshat and SNL gold mine, has decided to design his own line of jeans. No. Stop laughing. STOP! This isn’t a joke!! No seriously, I […]
A couple questions: 1) Do you think that thing tastes good? Or does it taste like 730 year old stale liquor? 2) Do you think these people wipe their asses with $100 bills? 3) What kind of conversations do you think Salvatore and his family have over dinner? 4) How many pictures can you take […]
I’m basically only sharing this video because I hope that someone types “Tera Patrick” and “porn” and “Ron Jeremy” and “no condom” and this video pops up. Like, literally the least sexy video on the internet. How sad will they be, thinking they’re about to watch a video of Tera Patrick getting railed by Ron […]
In case you were wondering if Hot Pockets were the official stoner food, here’s your answer.
In case this morning’s ridiculous recap of Felix Baumgartner’s 128,000 ft Red Bull jump wasn’t enough to get your blood pressure up, here are two instructional videos showing what to if living just isn’t really your thing. First, we have this lovely clip, where a couple guys decide to try out a new base jumping […]
Felix Baumgartner successfully sky-dove from 128,000 feet, hurling at the Earth at speeds up to 728 miles per hour. In related news, yesterday I crossed the street when there was a red hand. We’re basically the same person. [ The Daily Mail] Here’s a helmet cam video in case you want to vomit your brains […]
Morning, buds! How are you all feeling on this bright and shiny Monday morning? Delightful? Ready to start the week? Kind of bummed that you opted to watch a Designing Women marathon on Saturday night instead of go out with your friends? It’s okay, you have another week to try again. And another one after […]
Here’s an outtake from Kate Upton’s most recent photoshoot with super-photog/creep Terry Richardson. It probably doesn’t need any caption, but let’s just all take a moment to breathe in the sweet delicious boobage of this year’s Sports Illustrated cover girl, and give a hearty cheers to the weekend. Get out there, have fun, be safe, […]
Last night was the Vice Presidential debate between current VPOTUS “Papa” Joe Biden and republican VP nominee Paul Ryan. Unlike the Mitt Romney/President Obama debate (which was generally considered to be “won” by Mitt Romney), this debate was, by many, thought to be dominated by the democratic nominee. Joe’s drunk-uncle-who-is-actually-pretty-smart-but-kind-of-a-dick method of debating beat out […]
