We haven’t seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face. However, Nat’s finally in […]
Last night on an evening run (yeah, I occasionally partake in fitness activities, why are you rolling your eyes like that?), I noticed that my neighborhood is just bursting with Halloween decorations. Maybe it’s because I am post-college but pre-children, but I don’t remember ever putting up Halloween decorations as a kid. Like, maybe a […]
Do I win the award for best Photoshop job of all time? We’ve been doing some work on the site in the last couple weeks (hence the lack of testiMOANials last week), but we know the weekly Tuesday post is one of your faves. So we decided this week to take a little trip back […]
Alicia Silverstone, best known for her role as Cher Horowitz in the movie Clueless, but also as an outspoken vegan and a total creep who spits food in her kid’s mouth, is now the spokesperson for Leaf Vibes sex toys. The toys, which are eco-friendly (phalate-free and shipped in recycled packaging) and made to look […]
MORNIN’ Y’ALL! Anyone watch the debate last night? As far as I can tell, it went like, “something something bayonettes, something something 1980s,” and now POOF, Mitt Romney is ahead 7 points in the polls. SO, YOU KNOW, COOL STUFF. THAT’S ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Yesterday, a “teaser” was released for Iron […]
Halloween is nearly upon us, and we all know what that means, ladies! Trying to lose 10 pounds in 9 days so you can squeeze into an outfit that your mother would be ashamed of even though it’s 50 degrees out! HIGH FIVE FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS! Just kidding of course. The tradition of girls dressing […]
It’s lunchtime, so kick back, relax, and let’s enjoy some sexy sexy videos, shall we? I should probably reiterate that this is sexy video time, which probably translates into NSFW video time. So maybe grab your lunch and walk to a secluded area and watch this on your phone so you don’t look like a […]
Some guy mistook a 9-year-old in a costume for a skunk so obviously he shot her with a shotgun, BECAUSE 2ND AMENDMENT. [Gawker] Michael Lohan is trying to get a conservatorship over Lindsay. I’m sure that’s going to work. [The Superficial] Evander Holyfield says he’s unretiring. He’s like the Brett Favre of boxing! [TMZ] Adele […]
Happy Monday! Again. It’s kind of weird how we do this every week, right? Like, every day we get older but our man-made conception of time is cyclical? Every Monday I say, happy Monday! the same way, but every Monday we are not the same! We’re a whole week different! There should be at least […]
Alright America, it’s time to step up to the plate. I’ve been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it’s time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that’s enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe […]
