I’m basically only sharing this video because I hope that someone types “Tera Patrick” and “porn” and “Ron Jeremy” and “no condom” and this video pops up. Like, literally the least sexy video on the internet. How sad will they be, thinking they’re about to watch a video of Tera Patrick getting railed by Ron […]
In case you were wondering if Hot Pockets were the official stoner food, here’s your answer.
In case this morning’s ridiculous recap of Felix Baumgartner’s 128,000 ft Red Bull jump wasn’t enough to get your blood pressure up, here are two instructional videos showing what to if living just isn’t really your thing. First, we have this lovely clip, where a couple guys decide to try out a new base jumping […]
Felix Baumgartner successfully sky-dove from 128,000 feet, hurling at the Earth at speeds up to 728 miles per hour. In related news, yesterday I crossed the street when there was a red hand. We’re basically the same person. [ The Daily Mail] Here’s a helmet cam video in case you want to vomit your brains […]
Morning, buds! How are you all feeling on this bright and shiny Monday morning? Delightful? Ready to start the week? Kind of bummed that you opted to watch a Designing Women marathon on Saturday night instead of go out with your friends? It’s okay, you have another week to try again. And another one after […]
Here’s an outtake from Kate Upton’s most recent photoshoot with super-photog/creep Terry Richardson. It probably doesn’t need any caption, but let’s just all take a moment to breathe in the sweet delicious boobage of this year’s Sports Illustrated cover girl, and give a hearty cheers to the weekend. Get out there, have fun, be safe, […]
Last night was the Vice Presidential debate between current VPOTUS “Papa” Joe Biden and republican VP nominee Paul Ryan. Unlike the Mitt Romney/President Obama debate (which was generally considered to be “won” by Mitt Romney), this debate was, by many, thought to be dominated by the democratic nominee. Joe’s drunk-uncle-who-is-actually-pretty-smart-but-kind-of-a-dick method of debating beat out […]
A few months ago, we reported that maybe sex addiction wasn’t a real thing – or at least it wasn’t going to be recognized in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (or DSM-V). However, it appears as though hypersexuality is getting a second consideration for inclusion. According to UCLA psychiatrist Rory Reid, people […]
We all know teenagers are the worst. They think they know everything, are usually rude and moody, and smell like a combination of BO and way too much cheap cologne. It is difficult when around teenagers not to give in to your very real desire to just punch them in the face. Luckily, because of […]
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Perfect lunchtime treat – a grown woman who drinks wine at 10 am, dropping an innocent puppy on it’s f***ing head. Classic Kathy Lee. Although it does raise the question, how awful do you have to be for a puppy to prefer cranial […]
