From the researchers that brought you “Water is Wet” and “Sun May In Fact Be Hot,” comes a new study that is more shocking and unbelievable than ever – couples who experience “cold feet” before their wedding are more likely to divorce! The study, performed at UCLA, claims that when those about to get married […]
We’re back for another edition of No Thank You, the (very rare) installment where we discuss products currently on the market that are either unbelievably useless or totally gross, or both, and say NO THANK YOU. Like, for example, no THANK you, Ugg wedding boots. And also, thank you, but NO THANK YOU, pajama jeans […]
A US ambassador and several staff members were killed in Libya, reports claim the violence is in response to YouTube video mocking the prophet Mohammed [MSN] The Onion posted a SHOCKING (VERY NSFW) response to the recent Libyan violence outbreaks [The Onion] Lindsey Lohan is annoyed that Amanda Bynes hasn’t gone to jail yet. Disney […]
I was planning on saving this post for Wednesday’s Hump Day Hottie post – because the fact is Pamela Anderson, at 45 years old, looks phenomenal in her iconic red Baywatch bathing suit. However, on a Monday morning when we’re all regretting that last scoop of bean dip and betting a shot of Jameson on […]
There is never a reason to make light of a human’s death. Whether its a friend, a relative, or Osama Bin Ladin himself. So of course, the death of up-and-coming rapper Inkyy is nothing short of a tragedy. However, the way his downfall came to be is nothing if not a lesson to the young […]
You know what they say: when it rains Royal nude photos, IT POURS ROYAL NUDE PHOTOS. Such is this case this morning, as photos of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, future Queen, etc etc etc, sunbathing topless in France surfaced on the cover of French tabloid Closer. The photos, which appear […]
Nothing says, “we’re a normal, well-adjusted, functioning family” like showing up drunk to a morning talk show with a pretend psychiatrist, AM I RIGHT? I never thought I’d say this, but be sure to turn into Dr. Phil Monday morning (if you’re masochistic) for the train wreck in all its embarrassing glory.
Sometimes, when gearing up to write the blog in the morning, I think to myself that I’m surely running out of topics on which to write. I mean, certainly there has to be a limit on sex and dating stories and advice columns, right? How many times can you try and explain how to fix […]
The life of a celebrity: trips to St. Barts, thousand dollar dinners, paychecks big enough to feed a medium-sized country. Oh, and the constant, inevitable possibility of a nude photo leak scandal. This week, we have one from Newsroom star Allison Pill (you might recognize her from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World), who accidentally tweeted […]
I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to not blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that […]
