MORNIN’ Y’ALL! Anyone watch the debate last night? As far as I can tell, it went like, “something something bayonettes, something something 1980s,” and now POOF, Mitt Romney is ahead 7 points in the polls. SO, YOU KNOW, COOL STUFF. THAT’S ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Yesterday, a “teaser” was released for Iron […]
Halloween is nearly upon us, and we all know what that means, ladies! Trying to lose 10 pounds in 9 days so you can squeeze into an outfit that your mother would be ashamed of even though it’s 50 degrees out! HIGH FIVE FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS! Just kidding of course. The tradition of girls dressing […]
It’s lunchtime, so kick back, relax, and let’s enjoy some sexy sexy videos, shall we? I should probably reiterate that this is sexy video time, which probably translates into NSFW video time. So maybe grab your lunch and walk to a secluded area and watch this on your phone so you don’t look like a […]
Some guy mistook a 9-year-old in a costume for a skunk so obviously he shot her with a shotgun, BECAUSE 2ND AMENDMENT. [Gawker] Michael Lohan is trying to get a conservatorship over Lindsay. I’m sure that’s going to work. [The Superficial] Evander Holyfield says he’s unretiring. He’s like the Brett Favre of boxing! [TMZ] Adele […]
Happy Monday! Again. It’s kind of weird how we do this every week, right? Like, every day we get older but our man-made conception of time is cyclical? Every Monday I say, happy Monday! the same way, but every Monday we are not the same! We’re a whole week different! There should be at least […]
Alright America, it’s time to step up to the plate. I’ve been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it’s time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that’s enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe […]
Aw, how sweet. John Mayer, the dude that said his penis is racist and totally played a 19-year-old girl, is actually a nice guy after all! According to Perez Hilton, the above photo shows John walking Katy Perry (his on-again, off-again fling) out of his apartment after she spent the night for his birthday on […]
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I’m warning you right now – this is something that might ruin your day. You might spend the next few hours trying to work, but your brain just can’t take its focus off the horrible, unsavory, nightmarish video that you watched on your iPad in bed this morning. […]
Let’s all say hello to Robert and Amanda Larrivee. They are brother and sister. On Sunday night, this duo from Springfield, Massachusetts, were caught attempting to steal a television off the wall of the women’s restroom at a local sports bar. Another patron heard Robert and Amanda ripping the TV from its hinges and alerted […]
Actually, let me rephrase that. Good Morning from a German Guy With a Bad Fantastic Idea, Not For His Tailbone But For All of Us to Point and Laugh From the Comfort of Our Own Homes. I will be playing this video on loop all day. Nothing makes me smile like injured people being ridiculed […]
