For all of us out there who spent the 90s dealing with our moms making a phone call and ruining our AIM chats with our crushes, and trying to watch scrambled porn on the pay channels, and rationing the cheese in our Handi Snacks, this song is our song.
Back to class, students. This is Lesson #2 in the series, The Life of the UnDater. Yesterday we discussed the best lifestyle rules to ensure you enjoy your time as a single guy or gal out in a very monogamous world. Today, though, is more serious. We need to talk about the 3 Big DON’Ts […]
Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even crying at a funeral she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on Desperate Housewives, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on […]
I want to hate the people behind “Shit Girls Say” so bad. They spawned a whole series of just terrible, terrible YouTube videos that flooded the whole goddamn internet. You couldn’t click more than two links before stumbling across some amateur attempt at “Shit Hipsters Say” or “Shit Fat Girls Who Think They’re Hot Say” […]
I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into Apple’s really great marketing when in fact there are other, much more affordable phones on […]
When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin’ cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun […]
Frank Ocean performed this weekend on SNL, with special guest John Mayer. It was awesome. Then, just yesterday, they released the video for the collaboration, Pyramids, and it is a doozy. Starting with Ocean getting f-ed up on some absinthe and going on a motorcycle ride, and ending up at a strip club where everyones’ […]
From the researchers that brought you “Water is Wet” and “Sun May In Fact Be Hot,” comes a new study that is more shocking and unbelievable than ever – couples who experience “cold feet” before their wedding are more likely to divorce! The study, performed at UCLA, claims that when those about to get married […]
We’re back for another edition of No Thank You, the (very rare) installment where we discuss products currently on the market that are either unbelievably useless or totally gross, or both, and say NO THANK YOU. Like, for example, no THANK you, Ugg wedding boots. And also, thank you, but NO THANK YOU, pajama jeans […]
A US ambassador and several staff members were killed in Libya, reports claim the violence is in response to YouTube video mocking the prophet Mohammed [MSN] The Onion posted a SHOCKING (VERY NSFW) response to the recent Libyan violence outbreaks [The Onion] Lindsey Lohan is annoyed that Amanda Bynes hasn’t gone to jail yet. Disney […]
