Like the moon landing or 9/11, we all remember where we were when the hit single Pony, by Ginuwine, hit the airwaves. Boys got boners, girls blushed in confusion, and mothers and fathers around the world gasped and said things like “America’s goin’ down the gol durn tube!” Although the song slowly lost momentum, and […]
We are proud every week to share our members’ happy-ever-afters, stories of meeting their soul mates and even getting married – all from a site called OnlineBootyCall! However, we rarely get to hear the happy couples’ stories after a few weeks, months, or years of being together (except of course, in this special case), and […]
Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it’s Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those affected by Hurricane Isaac, btw), the fact that you aren’t Doug Hutchison, our friends, family, and of […]
It’s been a couple months, and a dozen dates. You’ve been having fun. The conversation is great. The sex is better. You find yourself kinda giddy and dreamy throughout the day, thinking about all the fun you and your Whatever have been enjoying. In fact, the only negative thought you’ve had in the last couple […]
REJOICE, because America’s favorite child bride, Courtney Stodden, officially turned 43 18 yesterday, and victoriously announced that she had been FLOODED with porn offers, from porn big-wigs like Brazzers, who wants her to star with “Million Dollar Penis” porn star Kieran Lee, and Babes.com. According to The Superficial, Courtney Stodden has not yet decided whether […]
It’s clearly been a rough day. I invoked the lyrics of System of a Down earlier. I made The Nipple Sword Lord our Hump Day Hottie of the week. So you’ll have to forgive the weird mood I’ve been in. Let’s get back to business and talk about more OBC Tips: How To Move Your […]
No need to call an ambulance, you are NOT having a stroke. It’s true – our Hump Day Hottie of the week is a women you probably only know for repeatedly flashing a set of boobs that made people scream “THOSE NIPPLES! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THOSE NIPPLES!” (that link is NSFW, if you couldn’t […]
WAKE UP! SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SOMETHIN MAKEUP! I DON’T KNOW THE NEXT WORDS SHAKEUP(??) blah blah blah blah shakeup! … okay. I’m sorry guys. I’m sorry, 90s band System of a Down. That was not a good start to a morning blog post. Let’s turn a new page, shall we? Everyone (you too, System of […]
It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to […]
