I don’t think Toyota has ever been labeled a “sexy” car company. “Practical,” yes. “Efficient and sensible,” sure. “Economical and eco-friendly,” even. But never have I heard someone say, “sweet baby Jesus that Yaris is pure SEX.” However, in Japan (where Toyota was founded), they must have a different vision of Toyota vehicles. Namely that […]
This is a painful, difficult Hump Day Hottie post to write. Not because we don’t love Vanessa Hudgens: the feisty little Latina definitely gets our blood pumping. Not because there was any one else to choose from (this week was scarce in terms of applicants). Not even because I ran into a cactus plant yesterday […]
File this under “a study that should never have happened because now a bunch of dummies are gonna get chlamydia.” According to study by researchers at SUNY Albany, women who partake in unprotected sex (or ORAL SEX, WHY COULDN’T THEY HAVE TITLED IT THAT) are often happier than their peers who do not. The researchers […]
As a teen, I remember being infatuated with Prince William. He had those royally good looks and was constantly doing charity work and helping with the British army. I imagined someday marrying him and being a princess and it would be awesome. And then he started balding. Like, real bad. Like this bad. So eyes […]
Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don’t look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when […]
Women have long been wearing undergarments to enhance their figures… from push-up bras to the strange and somewhat icky land of Spanx, underwear that act like a corset to squeeze women’s bodies into more thin, feminine shapes. I’ve always thought it was kind of a weird idea… because once guys get a girl home, strip […]
PHEW. Hi. Don’t worry, I didn’t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, “well then what happened? One minute we were talkin’ sperm counts and having a grand ol’ time and then POOF, you were gone!” And to that I will give you […]
Nuts… uh, fuel… your nuts… with nuts…? Forgive me, it’s too early on Monday morning and I am having a hard time putting together sentences, let alone make puns. But SERIOUSLY, if you’re looking to rally the mini-mes swimming around in your family jewels, add some walnuts to your oatmeal or cereal in the morning, […]
It’s officially the weekend, everyone! And you know what that means – time to party like it’s 1999. So you grab the punch, I’ll grab some snacks, and let’s all hit the weekend button (right after we call the police on Teen Mom Farrah, because this sh*t is getting out of control).
A lot of people like to say that the never-ending attention, stalking, and lack of privacy that celebrities deal with is a “part of their job,” and that by deciding to join the entertainment industry, it’s something they’re just gonna have to “deal with.” I kind of think that reasoning is bullshit, because every human […]
