Reason #19,041 not to get married: you might find condom wrappers in your husband’s car, and then you guys might get in a fight over it, and then he might HEADBUTT YOU. According to TheSuperficial, that’s exactly what happened to football star Chad “ochocinco” Johnson this weekend when he allegedly headbutted his wife of six […]
That’s how I feel about all low fat food items too, dog. Get them out of my face, they are terrifying.
I don’t know if any of you have ever smoked marijuana. Have you? I mean, I haven’t. Obviously, because it is against the law, and I am a law-abiding citizen who never does anything that is against the law. BUT, if I did partake in the smoking of marijuana drugs, WHICH I DON’T, I would […]
It’s FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven’t yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here’s a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at ’em. TGIF, WARRIORS!
NBC. Home of some of my favorite shows of all time (30 Rock! Parks & Recreation! The Office back when it wasn’t garbage!), and American public enemy number one during the Olympic season. There are many reasons to be upset with the way NBC has been airing the Olympics, from claims that they ignored other […]
Who’d have thought Thursday, the most boring, blue-ballsy day of the week, would be chock full of stories about sex toys? Not I, but apparently it’s National Sex Toy week, because according to Gawker, Trojan has taken to the streets of NYC with “hot dog carts” to pass out some 10,000 free vibrators to passersby. […]
We hadn’t paid much attention to the recent “mommy-porn” book phenomenon, Fifty Shades of Grey, mostly because we are not mommies and our idea of porn probably would repulse most mothers. However, we may have to give the book and its author, E.L. James, a bit more credit, because according to one sex toy producer, […]
Don’t worry, guys, there hasn’t been a glitch in the time-space continuum, you haven’t been shot back to 1992. Look around! We still have iPhones and laptops and no one is using a Macintosh or playing Oregon Trail or tying their oversized shirts into knots. However, a 90s star has won our prestigious Hump Day […]
This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone’s having with the slide isn’t the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has […]
Apparently two people who probably shouldn’t be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. I’m not really sure which is worse – Will Smith’s spawn Jaden’s awful AWFUL rendition […]
