There is never a reason to make light of a human’s death. Whether its a friend, a relative, or Osama Bin Ladin himself. So of course, the death of up-and-coming rapper Inkyy is nothing short of a tragedy. However, the way his downfall came to be is nothing if not a lesson to the young […]
You know what they say: when it rains Royal nude photos, IT POURS ROYAL NUDE PHOTOS. Such is this case this morning, as photos of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, future Queen, etc etc etc, sunbathing topless in France surfaced on the cover of French tabloid Closer. The photos, which appear […]
Nothing says, “we’re a normal, well-adjusted, functioning family” like showing up drunk to a morning talk show with a pretend psychiatrist, AM I RIGHT? I never thought I’d say this, but be sure to turn into Dr. Phil Monday morning (if you’re masochistic) for the train wreck in all its embarrassing glory.
Sometimes, when gearing up to write the blog in the morning, I think to myself that I’m surely running out of topics on which to write. I mean, certainly there has to be a limit on sex and dating stories and advice columns, right? How many times can you try and explain how to fix […]
The life of a celebrity: trips to St. Barts, thousand dollar dinners, paychecks big enough to feed a medium-sized country. Oh, and the constant, inevitable possibility of a nude photo leak scandal. This week, we have one from Newsroom star Allison Pill (you might recognize her from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World), who accidentally tweeted […]
I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to not blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that […]
As we learned earlier today, it doesn’t really matter if you’re relatively unknown… garner yourself some sex appeal and the world will tune in. Such is the case for this Wednesday’s Hump Day Hottie, Joanna Krupa. The blonde beauty, who Wikipedia says has been in a bunch of men’s magazines and a season of Dancing […]
I don’t know who Brandon McCarthy is, mainly because I don’t watch baseball, mainly because I’m not 100 years old. However, after hearing this story about the Oakland A’s pitcher, I may have to start paying more attention. According to BuzzFeed, McCarthy was struck in the head by a line drive hit off Angels shortstop […]
Welp, it’s official. For the first time, like, EVER, I have been the one living under a rock, because I had no idea about this whole “Gangnam Style” trend. Apparently, “Gangnam Style” is a Korean (aka K-Pop) single by a dude who goes by the name PSY. In the last month, the song has rocketed […]
The problem with blog titles is that they are so tied to SEO, or ranking high on Google, that they often come out wordy and confusing and generally a mess. Because it’s very important for the blog to make a decent appearance on Google results, we are left with “Drunk Bears Fan Stripper Pole Fail,” […]
