As a teen, I remember being infatuated with Prince William. He had those royally good looks and was constantly doing charity work and helping with the British army. I imagined someday marrying him and being a princess and it would be awesome. And then he started balding. Like, real bad. Like this bad. So eyes […]
Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don’t look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when […]
Women have long been wearing undergarments to enhance their figures… from push-up bras to the strange and somewhat icky land of Spanx, underwear that act like a corset to squeeze women’s bodies into more thin, feminine shapes. I’ve always thought it was kind of a weird idea… because once guys get a girl home, strip […]
PHEW. Hi. Don’t worry, I didn’t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, “well then what happened? One minute we were talkin’ sperm counts and having a grand ol’ time and then POOF, you were gone!” And to that I will give you […]
Nuts… uh, fuel… your nuts… with nuts…? Forgive me, it’s too early on Monday morning and I am having a hard time putting together sentences, let alone make puns. But SERIOUSLY, if you’re looking to rally the mini-mes swimming around in your family jewels, add some walnuts to your oatmeal or cereal in the morning, […]
It’s officially the weekend, everyone! And you know what that means – time to party like it’s 1999. So you grab the punch, I’ll grab some snacks, and let’s all hit the weekend button (right after we call the police on Teen Mom Farrah, because this sh*t is getting out of control).
A lot of people like to say that the never-ending attention, stalking, and lack of privacy that celebrities deal with is a “part of their job,” and that by deciding to join the entertainment industry, it’s something they’re just gonna have to “deal with.” I kind of think that reasoning is bullshit, because every human […]
Sure this is just a rendering. And yeah, okay, it’s not even 2013 yet. And FINE, if you INSIST, these images are neither promoted nor confirmed by GM or Chevrolet, the makers of the Corvette. But let’s just go with YES, this is what the new Corvette is going to look like. And if that’s […]
Hold up on scheduling that Brazilian, ladies – because new evidence is surfacing that may show waxing your bikini area could lead to infections, including those of the STD sort! Physician Emily Gibson, in an article for KevinMD.com, says that despite women’s (and men’s) desperate attempts to keep pubic hair at bay, the hair itself […]
Disclaimer: although I fully support the comedy in this hilarious review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber Daym Drops, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys’. In fact, it’s not even fair to compare them because […]
