Man Has a Fetish For His Wife’s Breast Milk
Funny, I was totally planning on eating lunch today.
Jason Kidd Got a DUI
What a bummer day this is, huh? First we saw that abomination of a music video from Trace Cyrus, and then I accidentally stumbled upon Octomom’s stripper pictures, and now I hear that Mavericks point guard (and soon-to-be NY Knick) Jason Kidd was arrested early Sunday morning for driving under the influence. According to TMZ, […]
Happy Monday From Trace Cyrus
I usually like to start Mondays with something, funny and fun and smile-inducing, to wake you from your weekend haze and jump start you right into the work week. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not the case this week. Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I’m really […]
TGIF (& Comic Con!)
Today your faithful bloggess will be camping out in front of a giant building surrounded by people dressed up like their favorite video game characters and women crying all over their signed Robert Pattinson photos. That’s right – I’m headed to Comic-Con. The 100,000+ person convention takes place every year here in OBC’s home town […]
Steve Nash is Officially a Laker
Hope you enjoyed your win, Lebron, because it might be the last – according to ESPN.com, Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash has arrives in Los Angeles to play for the Lakers, a move that could “thrust the Los Angeles Lakers straight back into title contention.” Despite Suns president Lon Babby calling his departure “excruciating,” […]
Vera Wang Splits From Husband of 23 Years
As a woman who spends her life dedicated to creating the dresses that women wear while walking down the aisle, you might think that wedding dress designer Vera Wang would be a romantic – a woman with a belief in lifelong love and devotion. However, that has never been the case for Vera – she […]
SOTS Thursday
Since we all know that the Song of the Week is without a doubt Frank Ocean’s heartbreaking ballad, “Bad Religion,” I realized that when it came to the #SOTS Thursday post, I might as well make it something silly, and fun, to lift spirits and give everyone a morning burst of OKOKOKOK I’m lying. I […]
Hump Day Hottie: Serena Williams
I know I have been critical of the Williams sisters in the past. From Venus’ court fashion faux pas to her sister’s temper that has costed her almost $20,000, they’ve never been my favorite sports sibs (in case you were wondering, I’m Team Barber. Especially you, Tiki. Mmm.). However, I had to admit this recent […]
Sofia Vergara Is Engaged. RIP.
(Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/VF12/WireImage.com) Last month, we were a little more than shocked that 19-year-old Miley Cyrus had gotten engaged to her Hunger Games star boyfriend, 22-year-old Liam Hemsworth. While I understand why celebs would avoid reading tabloids and celebrity gossip, they have to know the insane rate at which Hollywood marriages fail, right? And […]
Obama Has 99 Problems But Mitt Ain’t One
No matter your politics, I think we’re all pretty aware of the fact that Barack Obama is one smooth dude. Even if you disagree with Obamacare (you shouldn’t) or don’t support gay marriage (you should), when the President of the United States does something as panty-dropping as singing an Al Green song mid-speech, you GOTTA […]