Sometimes you just need a little giggle to get your day going, which is why I’m jumping right into this Thursday with another nominee for the #SongOfTheSummer. This one isn’t super sexy, doesn’t have the most amazing beats, and doesn’t feature adorable girls trying on clothes in a dressing room. What it does have, a […]
I’ve got to admit I’ve been on the Blake Lively crush-train recently, ever since I saw the scandalous trailer for the upcoming Oliver Stone movie, Savages. The idea of Miss Lively as the meat in a two-hot-dude-sandwich is pretty titillating, so when TheDailyMail shared some photos from the recent press trail for the film, I […]
Now THIS is juicy stuff. According to RadarOnline, most recent Bachelorette (I believe she is the 482nd one), Emily Maynard, may be secretly giving her rose to recently single host Chris Harrison. You know, the one that divorced his wife of 18 years? The gossip site claims that many on-set sources say the two have […]
It’s Wednesday, which means that I will be gracing you with our weekly Hump Day Hottie post, so don’t you dare think I’m already repeating awards (although of all people, Kate Upton would probably be worthy of a second). However, when I came across this video by international creepster Terry Richardson, who has photographed Kate […]
Someday in the future, when you’re sitting in your podchair (like a wheelchair, but it floats and collects your feces), your grandchildren will nuzzle close and ask you, “grandpop, tell me a story from when you were young” And you sill scratch your dry old man skin, and close your eyes, and begin the story […]
Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it’s time to wake up, and think, “GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that’s it.” Today was one of […]
29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn’t it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about […]
50 Cent sure has seen a bit of bad luck over the years, huh? First he’s shot nine times in 2000, then his movie tanks at the box office, and now his SUV has been hit by a Mack truck in NYC, leaving him in a Queens hospital with injuries to his neck and back. […]
I hate to say it, but I am immediately suspicious of any venue that is required to use hotel elevator music as the background music for their commercial, and of creepy, bald, earring-ed South African dudes smoking cigars. Does that make me racist? Truth be told, a nightclub with the same gorgeous imagery and colors […]
Each week I share a silly sex tip from Cosmopolitan magazine, with my own commentary to highlight WHY it is so ridiculous. Sometimes they just need further explanation, because at first glance they appear to be sexy and sensual tips for spicing up your sex life, but deep down they are BAD IDEAS. Like having […]
