You know how sometimes you’re on your yacht, moving swiftly across the Pacific with no real plans of where to go, the sun high above and a long day of fun in the sun slowly moving into the evening and you’re just like F*CK THIS SH*T I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND? I know […]
They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it’s like, “uh… what’s next?” Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials – one year has passed and we’re just as excited as we were on day one to […]
It’s true what they say – “when it rains, it pours“… it’s true for hooking up (especially on OBC), and it’s true for celebrity arrests! After learning yesterday that Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested for allegedly headbutting his wife of six weeks after she caught him cheating, it appears a bunch of other celebs decided […]
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T DO THIS TO YOURS. Other possible titles for this video: – Meth, Not Even Once – Her Dad Must Be So Proud – Nothing Says Love Like A Tattooed Butt Hole – “It Feels Really, Really Good” – The Story of the World’s Biggest Liar
Super cuts of movies and big ol’ booties – is there anything more in the world we need? Sure, we’ve seen super cuts of fake orgasming, and yes, that was good for a (very NSFW) giggle – but this new one from YouTuber “DonDraperSaysWhat” may be my new favorite. It takes the world’s most well […]
Reason #19,041 not to get married: you might find condom wrappers in your husband’s car, and then you guys might get in a fight over it, and then he might HEADBUTT YOU. According to TheSuperficial, that’s exactly what happened to football star Chad “ochocinco” Johnson this weekend when he allegedly headbutted his wife of six […]
That’s how I feel about all low fat food items too, dog. Get them out of my face, they are terrifying.
I don’t know if any of you have ever smoked marijuana. Have you? I mean, I haven’t. Obviously, because it is against the law, and I am a law-abiding citizen who never does anything that is against the law. BUT, if I did partake in the smoking of marijuana drugs, WHICH I DON’T, I would […]
It’s FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven’t yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here’s a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at ’em. TGIF, WARRIORS!
NBC. Home of some of my favorite shows of all time (30 Rock! Parks & Recreation! The Office back when it wasn’t garbage!), and American public enemy number one during the Olympic season. There are many reasons to be upset with the way NBC has been airing the Olympics, from claims that they ignored other […]
