Who’d have thought Thursday, the most boring, blue-ballsy day of the week, would be chock full of stories about sex toys? Not I, but apparently it’s National Sex Toy week, because according to Gawker, Trojan has taken to the streets of NYC with “hot dog carts” to pass out some 10,000 free vibrators to passersby. […]
We hadn’t paid much attention to the recent “mommy-porn” book phenomenon, Fifty Shades of Grey, mostly because we are not mommies and our idea of porn probably would repulse most mothers. However, we may have to give the book and its author, E.L. James, a bit more credit, because according to one sex toy producer, […]
Don’t worry, guys, there hasn’t been a glitch in the time-space continuum, you haven’t been shot back to 1992. Look around! We still have iPhones and laptops and no one is using a Macintosh or playing Oregon Trail or tying their oversized shirts into knots. However, a 90s star has won our prestigious Hump Day […]
This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone’s having with the slide isn’t the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has […]
Apparently two people who probably shouldn’t be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. I’m not really sure which is worse – Will Smith’s spawn Jaden’s awful AWFUL rendition […]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR’s worth of testiMOANials – stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many […]
The internet is abuzz today with a photo of Olympic Bronze medalist, rower Henrik Rummel. In the image, which captured the US rowing team just after they received their bronze medals, Rummel appears to be excited. Like, really excited. In the pants. The crotch area of the pants. WHAT I’M SAYING IT IT LOOKS LIKE […]
I’ve gotta give this back-asswards hick family some credit – their lack of caring about what people think of them is something we could all use a bit of (although the fact that they even HAVE a reality show kind of proves the opposite of that… but hey, let’s not get into semantics, Sugar Bear). […]
When I was a kid, sometimes my dad would make fun of the music I would listen to, by imitating the crappy lyrics or dance moves that *N’sync the very cool bands would do in their music videos. It would INFURIATE me. He just DIDN’T understand that Justin and I would someday be married what […]
I realized recently that when coming back from a weekend of partying, hanging out with friends, getting booty, and ignoring the interwebz altogether, many of us miss out on the top news of the weekend. Fast-forward to next weekend, and someone is like “hey did you hear about the new Mars Rover landing safely? Huge […]
