Some days just start out better than others. Maybe it’s because you remembered to set up your coffee maker the night before so you woke up to the smell of Starbucks. Or maybe it’s because you didn’t eat pancakes for dinner (for once) so you woke up feeling spry! Or maybe it’s because you got […]
So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
“What happens in the Village stays in the Village.” It might sound like a line from an SNL parody, but it’s true – according to many athletes, the Olympic Village (where all the athletes are housed during the Olympics) is an all-out raucous party, complete with gratuitous drinking and casual sex, and suddenly I want […]
As quickly as it started, it’s over, and now San Diego has exactly one year to sweep up the flyers, plunge the body paint out of the toilets, and try to purge THIS IMAGE from our brains. Comic-Con, as always, was a raucous success in our lovely city, and despite the uncharacteristic humidity, it seems […]
Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a “comedy” blog, or a “pop culture” blog, or a “you thought you wouldn’t vomit today but you were WRONG” blog. However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn’t be ignored by anyone, […]
Funny, I was totally planning on eating lunch today.
What a bummer day this is, huh? First we saw that abomination of a music video from Trace Cyrus, and then I accidentally stumbled upon Octomom’s stripper pictures, and now I hear that Mavericks point guard (and soon-to-be NY Knick) Jason Kidd was arrested early Sunday morning for driving under the influence. According to TMZ, […]
I usually like to start Mondays with something, funny and fun and smile-inducing, to wake you from your weekend haze and jump start you right into the work week. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not the case this week. Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I’m really […]
Today your faithful bloggess will be camping out in front of a giant building surrounded by people dressed up like their favorite video game characters and women crying all over their signed Robert Pattinson photos. That’s right – I’m headed to Comic-Con. The 100,000+ person convention takes place every year here in OBC’s home town […]
Hope you enjoyed your win, Lebron, because it might be the last – according to ESPN.com, Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash has arrives in Los Angeles to play for the Lakers, a move that could “thrust the Los Angeles Lakers straight back into title contention.” Despite Suns president Lon Babby calling his departure “excruciating,” […]
