I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is […]
You’ll remember recently when we shared that Queen of the 90s Jenny McCarthy would be baring it for Playboy on her 40th birthday. However, a new quote from the actress/model totally lessens the appeal. When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation. “What’s everything?” she said with a […]
Have you ever tried camping sex? It’s quite possibly one of the most fun, exciting types of hook ups one can imagine. Something about being in the great outdoors and enjoying nature’s best gift to mankind is exhilarating in a way I bet is only beat by skydiving and swimming with sharks (neither of which […]
You know, I really don’t have it out for Lindsay Lohan. I feel bad for her lack of childhood, decent parenting, and any semblance of privacy. However, I don’t feel bad for the fact that she is apparently incapable of learning from her mistakes. And although she claims this most recent disaster was “not her […]
Just as I felt with Krispy Kreme’s awesome, dippy-nose filled single, “The Baddest,” and the creepy Justin Bieber fan video, I’m assuming this is fake. I just don’t know how a young person is this age of cyber-bullying would seriously film this and put it on the internet, knowing that they would likely be ridiculed […]
Alright, booty callers. Important talk we need to have here. We have long discussed the benefits of booty calls. Less responsibility, more fun, more independence, and of course awesome, spontaneous sex. However, it looks like there when it comes to getting your lady or gent in the mood, there is nothing better than a good […]
img via eurweb Poor Kris Humphries. He just can’t catch a break! First he gets dumped after only 72 days of marriage by She Who Sold Her Soul For Fame Kim Kardashian, and now his most recent fling (who, sweet Jesus, looks a hell of a lot like Kim), is going to the press and […]
As the Spring slowly turns to summer, I have become convinced that this year has some of the longest days of all time. I took my pup on a walk last night at 9pm, and there was STILL a bit of light on the horizon. That’s weird, right? I mean, I know summer days are […]
COME ON, Michelle! Start going all the way down!
It’s Thursday! Which means tomorrow is Friday! Which means the weekend is almost here, so clubs, here I come. This week’s #SOTS might not be blasting from the subs at your dance party this weekend, but I know I’ll be jamming this song every time I need a little inspiration. RIP Mr. Rogers. May your […]
