President Obama Had a “That’s What She Said” Moment
COME ON, Michelle! Start going all the way down!
#SOTS Thursday
It’s Thursday! Which means tomorrow is Friday! Which means the weekend is almost here, so clubs, here I come. This week’s #SOTS might not be blasting from the subs at your dance party this weekend, but I know I’ll be jamming this song every time I need a little inspiration. RIP Mr. Rogers. May your […]
Justin Bieber Fan Video: Joke or Not?
It’s up to you, friends.
Hump Day Hottie: Miss USA Winner Olivia Culpo
I’ve never really understood the reasoning behind beauty pageants. Yes, the women are beautiful, and they’re good at walking and waving and wearing a bathing suit at the same time, and every once in a while you get a gem like Miss Teen South Carolina who is such an idiot you can FEEL yourself losing […]
Can A Woman’s Walk Tell You Her Sexual History?
Sometimes I wonder what scientists think about for when they’re sitting in their labs, brainstorming things to study. It’s gotta be hard to decide to research boring stuff like the life-cycle of the common housefly, when you could instead research that men can’t learn from hot women. Especially because most of the world cares WAY […]
Miley Cyrus is Engaged
Oh Miley. Always doin’ thangs that make the public scratch thur head cuz they just don’t ding dong get it. Like the time you smoked salvia and the video was uploaded to the internets. Or the time you ate a penis cake at your birthday party. Or the multiple times your side boob has made […]
The Weirdest Video of the Day
If this is a parody, then A+, boys. You have successfully made fun of every boy band ever and I love it and it’s amazing. If you’re serious, though, and I kind of think they’re serious, then HAHAHAHAHAHA.
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I’m back just in time to bring you today’s TestiMOANials – featuring a happy couple […]
Dr Ruth Introduces Low-Alcohol “Wine For Lovers”
The idea of an 80-year-old woman giving sex advice might creep you out a bit (it definitely creeps me out a bit), but you’ve gotta hand it to Dr. Ruth for her idea of a lower-alcohol wine that gets couples in the mood without making them fall asleep or suffer from the all-too-known condition called […]
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
I would like to think that the writers at Cosmopolitan went to college for writing, or journalism, or English, or The Art of Coming of With Names For Vaginas, or something. With that assumption comes the second assumption that said writers also went to high school, and therefore took at least a couple science classes, […]