Brian McKnight Wrote a Song About Anal
I’m not sure if this song is #SOTS material, but I will say 90s slow-jammer Brian McKnight’s new song for the porn site YouPorn is… um, interesting. Please let me know if you find an uncensored version.
I’m not sure if this song is #SOTS material, but I will say 90s slow-jammer Brian McKnight’s new song for the porn site YouPorn is… um, interesting. Please let me know if you find an uncensored version.
We’ve discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news […]
I know that Trojan condoms are the supposedly the highest selling in the world, likely because their name is symbolic and they’ve been well-tested for decades. However, if condom sales were based only on commercial wittiness, Durex would take the cake every time. In the past we’ve talked about how much we loved their ads, […]
I repeat. WHAT IS THIS.
If you’re anything like me, you might feel like you recognize Christina Milian from somewhere, but can’t put your finger on it. Was she a contestant on a reality dance show? A girlfriend on Entourage? A Nickelodeon child star? Turns out, it’s none of the above. A little Wikipedia search shows that she’s actually a […]
Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let’s not assume which blogger I’m talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it’s a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy […]
You’ve probably heard the news that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg married his long-term girlfriend Priscilla Chan last week. The internet has been abuzz with everything regarding the union, from how long they’ve been together, to how “small and cheap” the ring appeared, to, of course, racist Twitter comments about Priscilla’s ethnicity. What we find interesting, […]
I don’t think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I’ll just add my 4 cents: DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn’t, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
First impressions are important. The first time you meet a sexy single could affect whether you’d want to make them a future booty call. The first time you meet a co-worker you’ll probably know if you’ll love or hate your job. And the first time you read a Cosmo sex tip, just the wording itself […]
When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, “man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small […]