WHAT IS THIS
I repeat. WHAT IS THIS.
Hump Day Hottie: Christina Milian
If you’re anything like me, you might feel like you recognize Christina Milian from somewhere, but can’t put your finger on it. Was she a contestant on a reality dance show? A girlfriend on Entourage? A Nickelodeon child star? Turns out, it’s none of the above. A little Wikipedia search shows that she’s actually a […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday (or Wednesday)
Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let’s not assume which blogger I’m talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it’s a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy […]
Will Mark Zuckerberg’s Marriage Last?
You’ve probably heard the news that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg married his long-term girlfriend Priscilla Chan last week. The internet has been abuzz with everything regarding the union, from how long they’ve been together, to how “small and cheap” the ring appeared, to, of course, racist Twitter comments about Priscilla’s ethnicity. What we find interesting, […]
The Worst Bath Salts Story Yet
I don’t think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I’ll just add my 4 cents: DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn’t, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
First impressions are important. The first time you meet a sexy single could affect whether you’d want to make them a future booty call. The first time you meet a co-worker you’ll probably know if you’ll love or hate your job. And the first time you read a Cosmo sex tip, just the wording itself […]
David Attenborough Narrates Sex Between a Turtle and a Shoe
When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, “man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small […]
Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala
This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I’m sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with […]
Women Would Give Up Sex in Exchange for Weight Loss
Right around this time each year, women around the world begin crash diets in order to get in shape for the coming summer. From low-carb diets to vegetarian and raw cleanses, it’s expected and almost encouraged for women to do whatever it takes to be bikini-ready by June. And, just as expected as the crash-dieting, […]
Some Kobe That I Used to Know
In the wake of the Laker beating heard ’round the world, this video is especially poignant. Also, just plain hilarious. Good morning Friday! WE MADE IT!