The internet has made me aware of many things. Like how to fix a vacuum when you’ve lost suction. And how La Malinche undoubtedly altered the course of history when she was brought on as a translator for Hernan Cortes. Also that certain people are turned on by the idea of dressing, acting, and being […]
It’s too early for this! It’s Monday! We’re all still rolling out of bed and trying to find a cab home getting coffee and an Eggo waffle! Why do these things have to pop up on my news feed before I’ve put my contacts in?!! Oh well. Time and weird racism stories wait for no […]
Question: what is the best gift a woman can give herself for her 40th birthday? Answer: POSING NAKED IN PLAYBOY, DUH. That’s exactly what Jenny McCarthy has decided to do, according to StarPulse.com. The 39-year-old, who turns the big 4-0 in November, will be featured in a pictorial for the July issue, alongside an “explosive” […]
As the last of the college students finish their finals, running on nothing but coffee fumes and Adderall, it looks as though it’s time to get back on our search for the Song of the Summer. This weekend, as nightclubs prep their vomit buckets and DJs set up their Macbooks, we’ve got a tune that […]
One of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the “neglected housewife,” who hasn’t seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. She’s lonely, sad, and most of all, horny enough that a random untested and potentially homicidal plumber at the door is enough to rile up her […]
We’ve had many debates here at BCU, deciding what is more awesome, what is more awful, and sometimes even which bath-salts-ingesting criminal is more psychotic. It was only a matter of time before we got to a little skin-crawling, cringe-worthy edition of “Which is More Embarrassing,” and today is that day! First off, we have […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie comes with an added bonus for those of us who were children in the 90s – a reminder that Men In Black III is hitting theaters in nine days! FINALLY, THE THREEQUEL WE’VE ALL BEEN DREAMING ABOUT! ALIENS! AWESOME WEAPONS! WILL SMITH! ALL OUR FAVORITE THINGS! MAY 25th!! Oh, and […]
It may not make any sense to those of us in the US of A, but according to the DailyMail, a new documentary in the UK is making waves for revealing a rather dastardly trend – women who use their good looks, some crafty lies, and the web to seduce men into buying them gifts. […]
I took a trip to New York City in 2004, and along with the Broadway plays, visits to the Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, and necessary Times Square photo shoot, there was one thing I wanted to do – ride that half-boat, half-bus thing that tours you around the city via water AND […]
In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it’s easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you’re reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it’s likely that you aren’t even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you’ve got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you’re-The-One, I’m-in-L-O-V-E […]
