Every morning, while I’m drinking my morning liquid cocaine coffee and perusing the interwebz for sex and dating news, I tend to look for stories that agree with our side – you know, that casual dating and staying single longer is healthy, and waiting for marriage is smart, both mentally and financially, and that sex […]
I’m not usually one for dark, dramatic, human-psyche-gone-wild type of movies. They usually fail to capture my attention, and sometimes feel condescending and a**hole-ish (see: Black Swan and The Number 23). That’s probably just me being stupid and “not getting it,” but hey, it’s the reason my Netflix queue is full of comic book movies […]
I am a big fan of “DIY,” or “doing it yourself.” A majority of my house’s renovation projects were completed with just some printed out instructions, a glass of wine, and my own skills (or lack thereof). However, there are just certain things that should be left to the professionals, like say, trying to add […]
What’s up, amigos? How was your Cinco De Mayo? Did you go to any fiestas or get muy borracho (don’t be intimidated by my fluent Español, I took 4 years in high school so I’m pretty skilled)? Welp, it’s back to the grindstone this week, so let’s get a few giggles into that tequila-scented mouth […]
Maybe it’s just because I’m an old fart who doesn’t like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, […]
Ah, The Bachelor. A show which, to most sane individuals, is just a giant ratings demon that pulls at the (very tender) heartstrings of single women. A show that convinces 20-something princesses that they will find their Prince Charming, and simultaneously reminds cynical folk that love is dead and getting raped in the grave by […]
It’s Friday, folks, which means one thing – the weekend is FINALLY HERE! Time to shed off those unflattering work slacks and pull on your sexy weekend club attire. Put down your paperwork and get your dance on. Drop your thirteenth cup of coffee and pick up a cocktail! What you SHOULDN’T do, though, is […]
May Gray is in full swing here in the normally-flawless state of California, making this Thursday especially tough to get through. It doesn’t help that I woke up thinking it was Friday for some dumb reason, nor did it help that I ran out of coffee yesterday and forgot to get more so I am […]
Ohhhhhhh jeez. Okay. One second, let’s compose ourselves. Alright. Let’s talk about this “ad” for a “dating service” that is actually just a “super f***ing stupid and borderline offensive commercial for a brand of crappy, dry-ass chips that they give away at 5Ks and even there people are like, ‘no thanks’.” First of all, UGH, […]
Breaking News: Former Patriots (and our home team, the Chargers) linebacker was found this morning in his Oceanside, CA home, dead of an apparent gunshot wound to the chest. Police statements claim he was found by his girlfriend, who called 911. Paramedics attempted to save the 43-year-old, 12-time NFL Pro-Bowler, but he was pronounced dead […]
