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What. The. Hell.
Hump Day Hottie: Irina Shayk
We haven’t seen much of Miss Irina Shayk around these days, and it seems as though keeping away from the limelight is good for the soul… and body. Unlike many American celebs whose fame and overexposure makes them go from sexy to scary (hello, Lindsay, I’m talking to you), model and Christiano Ronaldo’s WAG Irina […]
Sex Addiction Isn’t a Real Thing, Say Psychiatrists
In what is likely the weirdest book editing like, ever, psychiatrists around the world are currently working on updating the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (Or DSM-V), which is basically the Bible of Psychiatry. While I’m sure most of the edits would be complete gibberish to a person like me who can barely […]
55 Year Old Woman Auditions for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Aw maaaaan. I WANT to love Sharon Simmons. I want to root for her, and see her make the team, and say “you go, girl madame,” but she’s making it really hard with those awkward-as-all-hell dance moves. SO. TORN. DON’T KNOW. HOW. TO FEEL. UUUUGHHHHH.
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn’t it? It’s so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it’s already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we’re lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided […]
Psychologist Claims Make Up Sex is Bad for You
Every morning, while I’m drinking my morning liquid cocaine coffee and perusing the interwebz for sex and dating news, I tend to look for stories that agree with our side – you know, that casual dating and staying single longer is healthy, and waiting for marriage is smart, both mentally and financially, and that sex […]
Monogamy Trailer
I’m not usually one for dark, dramatic, human-psyche-gone-wild type of movies. They usually fail to capture my attention, and sometimes feel condescending and a**hole-ish (see: Black Swan and The Number 23). That’s probably just me being stupid and “not getting it,” but hey, it’s the reason my Netflix queue is full of comic book movies […]
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
I am a big fan of “DIY,” or “doing it yourself.” A majority of my house’s renovation projects were completed with just some printed out instructions, a glass of wine, and my own skills (or lack thereof). However, there are just certain things that should be left to the professionals, like say, trying to add […]
SNL Parodies New Jersey Tan Mom
What’s up, amigos? How was your Cinco De Mayo? Did you go to any fiestas or get muy borracho (don’t be intimidated by my fluent Español, I took 4 years in high school so I’m pretty skilled)? Welp, it’s back to the grindstone this week, so let’s get a few giggles into that tequila-scented mouth […]
Choose OBC, Not This Creepy Hug Robot
Maybe it’s just because I’m an old fart who doesn’t like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, […]