I remember as a young, naive teen, picking up issues of Cosmopolitan magazine and thinking how confusing sex seemed, from all the ridiculous sex tips they dished out. From what to wear to what to say and how to lay down (or stand up), it seemed like sex was a highly specific recipe that, if […]
Will Ferrell hosted SNL this weekend, and it was, in a word – disappointing. I suppose that could be said for a large percentage of the recent episodes, but my New Years Resolution was to be more positive*, so let’s be SUPER excited and POSITIVE and SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINED by the one sketch that made me […]
You might be thinking, “how is this a pleasant Mother’s Day greeting? This is gross, that woman is a horrible mother and her daughter is either a terrifying, over-sexed child or a 46-year-old woman pretending to be 16, either way it’s disgusting and doesn’t make me feel like celebrating Mother’s Day in the slightest, ew […]
Ah yes, this is more like it. Move over, soul-crushing rage, Friday is a day for Will Ferrell in skin-tight white jeans if you ask me! In this clip from last night’s episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, our favorite cow-beller dons a hilarious wig and definitely-too-snug outfit to serenade us with a ditty […]
In the wake of the horribly tragic Trayvon Martin story, it was a sad, but true assumption that someone would try to make a quick buck off of it. While I would have expected just about anything, the direction that one entrepreneur/evil piece of sh*t decided to go was particularly descpicable. Via ClickOrlando: An unidentified […]
First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn’t get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot. With the invention of the Mojowijo, a dual vibrator that you can remotely control (and can be […]
What. The. Hell.
We haven’t seen much of Miss Irina Shayk around these days, and it seems as though keeping away from the limelight is good for the soul… and body. Unlike many American celebs whose fame and overexposure makes them go from sexy to scary (hello, Lindsay, I’m talking to you), model and Christiano Ronaldo’s WAG Irina […]
In what is likely the weirdest book editing like, ever, psychiatrists around the world are currently working on updating the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (Or DSM-V), which is basically the Bible of Psychiatry. While I’m sure most of the edits would be complete gibberish to a person like me who can barely […]
Aw maaaaan. I WANT to love Sharon Simmons. I want to root for her, and see her make the team, and say “you go, girl madame,” but she’s making it really hard with those awkward-as-all-hell dance moves. SO. TORN. DON’T KNOW. HOW. TO FEEL. UUUUGHHHHH.
