Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller
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Poor Trekkie Loses His Star Trek Themed Home in Divorce
If this weren’t a story about divorce, and instead just about a guy who spent thousands of dollars making his home look like a to-scale replica of the Star Trek ship. I would giggle and poke fun and tease the guy for clearly being a loser and having nothing better to do with his time […]
50 Cent Will Tweet a Pic of His Penis if the Giants Lose the Super Bowl
According to The Hollywood Gossip, rapper 50 Cent had a lot to celebrate on Sunday when the Giants won the NFC Championship game against the 49s, because he had placed a $50,000 bet on the Giants. Yes, $50,000. Far more than the average American’s salary, ON ONE GAME. Needless to say, the Twittersphere decided to […]
Best Usher Cover of All Time
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling like I’m ready to hit the club and go side to side. Side side to side.
HeeHeeHooHoo
All I’m saying is, if by some strange accident I end up having a child, I hope he’s greeted into the world with a song like this! Accompanied by the sound of the heart monitor machine, this dad busts out a hit that rivals Jay-Z’s song glory. Well, maybe not quite. Heart Murmur… Contraction… Have […]
Miley Cyrus Bought Her Boyfriend a Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus is a very famous, very rich young woman who rose to fame in the Disney TV show (and subsequent movies, albums, concert tours and mind-control devices) called Hannah Montana. As a result of her early-aged fame, some are saying that she is rebelling, especially since she was caught smoking salvia in a YouTube […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
In the wake of the Heidi Klum Seal Divorce Story That Rocked the World to Its Core Oh My God, it wouldn’t surprise me if many people began to question the merits of relationships completely. However, maybe it’s instead just time for us to find NEW ways to find love, instead of expecting some fairy […]
Did Kristen Cavallari Baby Trap Jay Cutler?
It’s a classic story of boy meets girl, they fall in love, boy proposes, boy calls off wedding, girl says she’s pregnant, couple gets back together. Just like in all the fairy tales! According to TheSuperficial, reality starlet Kristen Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s delighted baby announcement might not be all that it […]
Just Another Hilarious Game Show Answer
… but this time, there’s a twist! Check out this video from America’s most, um, down home game show out there, Family Feud (if you aren’t an a**hole, “down home” means “dumb as rocks”. While wrong answers in Jeopardy are funny because the contestants are genius introverts with no real street smarts or social skills, […]
Heidi Klum and Seal are Seperating
Well guys, it’s official. Love is dead. The couple that we all thought would last forever have decided to separate. Model Heidi Klum and singer Seal, who have been together for 7 years and have three children together (as well as a daughter from a previous relationship who Seal adopted several years ago) have released […]