Man Gets Out of Cockpit While Plane Rolls
It’s exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.
It’s exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.
Let’s be honest: I’ve loved Gerard Butler since his rippling abs played Leonidas in the epic movie 300. Since then, he took a bit of a vacation from being awesome by taking roles in gooey chick flicks The Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You, but hey – even legendary Greek heroes need a break […]
You know how sometimes you hate a person SO MUCH, that you honestly don’t think they could possibly do anything to ever make you like them ever? And then you see them really sad and desperate, and you’re like, okay, fine, I guess you ARE a human being just like me and at least we […]
This weekend, the stars were out in full force to celebrate the life of recently deceased jazz singing Etta James. The funeral for the soul legend saw performances by two great singers, Stevie Wonder and Christina Aguilara, who sang moving covers of her most famous songs for a crowd of mourners. Unfortunately, the latter performance […]
How was your weekend, everyone? Awesome? Did you hit the clubs? Meet a hot new booty call? Watch some football or basketball or soccer (haha, weirdo)? Well, whatever you did, stop thinking about it. IT’S OVER. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST. Plus, you need to start working out, and I have JUST the plan for […]
SPEAKING OF NERDS, Perfect for those days when you want to be fat, disgusting, AND lazy, ALL AT ONCE!
If this weren’t a story about divorce, and instead just about a guy who spent thousands of dollars making his home look like a to-scale replica of the Star Trek ship. I would giggle and poke fun and tease the guy for clearly being a loser and having nothing better to do with his time […]
According to The Hollywood Gossip, rapper 50 Cent had a lot to celebrate on Sunday when the Giants won the NFC Championship game against the 49s, because he had placed a $50,000 bet on the Giants. Yes, $50,000. Far more than the average American’s salary, ON ONE GAME. Needless to say, the Twittersphere decided to […]
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling like I’m ready to hit the club and go side to side. Side side to side.
All I’m saying is, if by some strange accident I end up having a child, I hope he’s greeted into the world with a song like this! Accompanied by the sound of the heart monitor machine, this dad busts out a hit that rivals Jay-Z’s song glory. Well, maybe not quite. Heart Murmur… Contraction… Have […]