Back to Work!
I’m already over this week. If only I had THIS guy’s energy!
TGIF – Your Weird Weekend Video
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
3 Tips to Getting President’s Day Booty
Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though, that a three-day weekend in the middle of February isn’t nearly as awesome as […]
The World’s Largest Breasts
With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the […]
World’s Biggest Rope Swing
Hey everyone, look! It’s another massive, death-defying new stunt in the middle of nature, just like I always dreamed of trying watching from my computer chair with a Snuggie on! This video appears to have been made by the same cinematic geniuses behind THIS “super cool” stunt video. You can tell because of the almost […]
Lil Kim Trashes Nicki Minaj
It’s just like the famous Shakespeare line goes: “If thou makest a song entitled ‘Stupid Hoe,’ thou surely be-ist a stupid ho.” We look forward to hearing how Nicki Minaj responds. If we get lucky, maybe they’ll take it to the octagon! FINGERS CROSSED.
Purity Bear PSA is the Worst
Look, we totally understand if the super-conservative Christian right want to keep telling young adults not to sex each other. We might not think it makes much sense, and we definitely would never preach such a biologically nonsense ideology ourselves, but HEY, whatever floats your boat, guys. What we are confused by, however, is why […]
The Cavaliers Release Valentine’s Day Video
And it is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
Chris Brown Should Probably Delete His Twitter Account
All of the world shook their heads in disapproval when Chris Brown took the stage at the Grammys on Sunday, understandably upset that he, a man who admittedly beat the sh*t out of Rihanna just two years ago, would be invited to perform onstage in front of his peers. Celebrities from Sherri Shephard to Miranda […]
Jeremy Lin Helps Knicks Defeat the Raptors
So it’s basketball season? I guess? I don’t know anything. Literally ANYTHING much about basketball, but even I have being hearing the excited murmurs of friends claiming that a new messiah has come to the sport, and his name is Jeremy Lin. An Asian-American Harvard economics graduate, Jeremy Lin is not the person you would […]