Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you’re like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: “BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” So, if I were to tell you that TLC (of course! […]
I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a different father than her two sisters doesn’t really have anything to do with, well, anything, so I was going […]
It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein’s […]
But what do you mean, “a former sex addict and a girl with a Christian upbringing couldn’t make it work”?????
After November’s controversial match between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing fans around the world called for a final fight between the Filipino superstar and Floyd Mayweather, the boxer most known for sucker punching Victor Ortiz last year, sucker punching his girlfriend all the time, and awkwardly swaying on Dancing With the Stars for 4 […]
As I’m sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop gods Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth to their first child, a baby girl named Blue Ivy, this weekend at the Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC. Every website was abuzz – trying to figure out the baby’s […]
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn’t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, […]
Isn’t it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be gluttonous and drunk and sleepy all the time are OVER, and now it’s The New Year and people are making “resolutions” and “eating healthier” and “being less lazy” and that sounds TERRIBLE to me. I would […]
Sometimes I have a hard time keeping track of all the rappers on the airwaves today. There are so many of them, and they all make appearances on each others’ songs, and they all sound exactly the same (sorry, rap enthusiasts), how is a lady supposed to keep tabs on them all? Probably with their […]
Somehow I imagine that if our ancestors saw us tying rope to our feet all willy-nilly and then jumping off cliffs and bouncing around over rivers and jagged rocks they’d be pretty appalled. Like, “you do this and yet WE’RE the ones that died of cholera?” Sure, you could say that advances in modern technology […]
