Oh Terrance
I don’t think that’s what they meant, Lil Tee.
Nicki Minaj Made a Steampunk Video
When Justin Bieber released a Christmas steampunk music video late last year, genuine steampunks (those people that walk around looking like futuristic broken clocks) were infuriated. How could this little twerp take their sacred lifestyle and share it with teenage girls? HE TOTALLY RUUUIIIIINED EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIING. So I wonder how they feel about the video from […]
Break Dancing Tournament Looks AWESOME.
This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled […]
Alien Brain Hemorrhage Shot
Because sometimes at a bar, you just want to drink something that will make you vomit twice: once while looking at it, and again the next morning. (Although we gotta admit, it looks pretty cool) According to LatinRapper.com: “To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour […]
Snooki is Pregnant, End of World Likely
I remember explaining to my little brother when he was about 8 years old that the world wasn’t always a happy place. Bad things just happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so it’s important to embrace and really appreciate all the good parts of life, like your family and friends and […]
First Ever Snowmobile Front Flip
Sure, this might not be to the caliber of a man climbing out of an airplane and hanging on to the wing while it rolls and then sky diving from it, but it’s definitely a close second, right? No? Ugh, I can’t even tell anymore. My impressive sensors are now completely out of whack.
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Sometimes things are just not as they seem. Bugs camouflage themselves to look like birds, crazy street art makes you feel like you’re falling off a cliff, and a website with the name OnlineBootyCall finds love (and sometimes even marriage) for its members every single day. This is the 27th week of testiMOANial Tuesdays, and […]
Man Gets Out of Cockpit While Plane Rolls
It’s exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.
Gerard Butler is Hilarious
Let’s be honest: I’ve loved Gerard Butler since his rippling abs played Leonidas in the epic movie 300. Since then, he took a bit of a vacation from being awesome by taking roles in gooey chick flicks The Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You, but hey – even legendary Greek heroes need a break […]
This is Kim Kardashian Deciding to File for Divorce
You know how sometimes you hate a person SO MUCH, that you honestly don’t think they could possibly do anything to ever make you like them ever? And then you see them really sad and desperate, and you’re like, okay, fine, I guess you ARE a human being just like me and at least we […]