I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn shower in peace without them knocking on the door because they want you […]
Sometimes you wake up bright and early in the morning to work and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and you’re just like SHUT THE HELL UP, DON’T YOU KNOW I WAS UP UNTIL 4 WATCHING BREAKING BAD (that SHOW, you guys! MY GOD!)? I’m sure I’m not the only one who, […]
They are REALLY good with their feet, after all.
Don’t get me wrong. I understand that the concept of buying infomercial products is sort of… “ironic.” Like, “hahaha, look what I got for you as a joke! You can’t complain about it because it’s a joke and remember how funny the commercial was?” I know this to be true because I received THREE SNUGGIES […]
If you loved Shit Girls Say and thought “yeah, but what about BLACK girls,” you’ll love this video by comedian Billy Sorrells called “Shit Black Girls Say.” It’s got some NSFW language, so put your headphones on, B*TCH.
We at OBC do not condone cheating (we leave that to the professionals), so we of course did not approve of the alleged affair Ashton Kutcher had with a 23-year-old in San Diego on the eve of his 6th anniversary with wife Demi Moore. Now that he is divorced, however (score one for #teamSINGLE), we […]
This is not a fight I would want to be in the middle of! According to TMZ, the rapper nearly busted some skulls last night when a Dutch concert goer began throwing bottles in the crowd. The Game warned the guy the first time a bottle was throwing, shouting, “Next time you throw something, I’m […]
I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year – working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home only to dream of delivering more packages and then having to wake up to deliver […]
As December comes to a close, we come together as friends and family to celebrate the most important event of the year – finally deciding which weird internet things and celebrity scandals were the most important of the year! It’s always tough to scour through the hours of weird videos from the past twelve months […]
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes from Ryan Gosling Drunk History returns, with a classic poem recited by a drunk dude starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey.A solid win if you ask me.
