It’s the holiday season and a lot of people are starting to feel lonely. It’s only natural, and even people who love being single feel a sting when they see couples holding hands and cuddling by a Christmas tree. You might think that OBC is only a place to meet casual hookups and hot booty […]
File this under “Things no one wants to receive for Christmas or any holiday in fact what the hell who even thought this was a good idea?”
Apparently that TWO MILLION DOLLAR “I’m sorry” ring just didn’t do the trick – according to TMZ, Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa is filing for divorce. Previously known for the 2003 sexual assault allegation by a hotel employee in Colorado, sources are now saying that Bryant cheated on his wife with “multiple women” and that the […]
I was alerted last night that North Korean dictator (or in their words, “Dear Leader”) had died of “physical fatigue” or maybe a stroke while on a train in Pyongyang yesterday. Jon-Il, who has been called one of the most terrifying dictators of all time, was replaced by his son, Kim Jong Un, which is […]
In the world of professional modeling, turning 25 might as well be turning 80, because there is always a younger, fresher model waiting to steal the spotlight. It’s a dog-eat-dog world where the slightest imperfections, the smallest ounce of weight or acne, can ruin your career forever. However, there are certain models who, through some […]
It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right? Let’s say […]
Here’s a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
I wanted to hate this. I wanted to say, “SEXIST!” I wanted to scowl and push stop at the end and swear never to watch it again because NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, OKAY. Unfortunately I just giggled and watched it twelve times in a row. I think you will too. “Could you turn […]
As you probably already know, Christina Hendricks is the redheaded bombshell from the hit AMC show Man Men. She also recently starred in the Ryan Gosling thriller Drive, and has mesmerized men on the red carpet with her, ahem, “assets.” She has apparently taken on a new role, however, as the face (and body, obviously) […]
So, this apparently happened earlier this week, and I somehow managed to miss it, despite the fact that I am a 100% #1 fan of hilarious local news gaffes wherein one person Freudian slips something sexual. You know how much I love those. No, really, I love them so much. However, I think the reason […]
